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The Onion's second attempt to seize Infowars assets has been halted by a stay from the Third Texas Court of Appeals. Jones plays clips of Onion CEO Ben Collins appearing on MSNBC with Rachel Maddow, where Collins expressed intent to transform Infowars into a parody site. Jones characterizes these statements as evidence of malice and "hijacking," noting that the court requires full hearings before any transfer of intellectual property can occur.
Jones plays a satirical clip from The Onion involving "child clowns" to illustrate what he calls the "sick" nature of the site's new leadership. He references Ben Collins's interview with Rachel Maddow, where Collins discussed using "grotesqueries" to counter Infowars' influence. Jones uses these clips to argue that his opponents are "vowed Satanists" who use humor to mask a darker agenda.
A satirical report from The Onion is played, featuring a "Child Clown" parody that Alex Jones interprets as a reflection of the "sick stuff" the site's creators are actually into. The segment includes a clip of Onion CEO Ben Collins speaking with Rachel Maddow about using humor to counter misinformation. Jones characterizes the entire operation as a "vowed Satanist" attempt to infest social media feeds.
Tim Heidecker Interview, The Onion Takeover Spoof
Tim Heidecker and Ben Collins discuss their plans for InfoWars in a series of media appearances, framing the takeover as a "Colbert Report" style spoof. Heidecker jokes about turning the site into a destination for trans comedy and "wearing the skin" of the previous owner. The host responds by calling the move a "guaranteed disaster" that will lead to significant legal damages.
The satirical news outlet The Onion, backed by Bloomberg and CEO Ben Collins, claims to have acquired InfoWars' assets and intellectual property through a bankruptcy auction. Alex Jones disputes these claims, asserting that no court hearing has ratified the deal and that the announcement is a fraudulent attempt to damage his brand. The segment includes clips of Collins and Rachel Maddow celebrating the purported takeover.
Ben Collins and Bloomberg, The Onion Satire Model
Ben Collins, a former NBC reporter now working for a Bloomberg-backed group, has publicly stated his desire to control the InfoWars brand. The Onion's acquisition model reportedly involves using the InfoWars logo and host's likeness to post "satirical" content that misrepresents the original brand. This strategy is being criticized as a form of identity theft and a violation of the 13th Amendment's protections against involuntary servitude.
The Onion InfoWars Auction Fraud and Justice Department Investigation
The attempted purchase of InfoWars by The Onion and CEO Ben Collins is characterized as a fraudulent "fake auction" that violated bankruptcy laws. A federal judge reportedly halted the sale after evidence emerged that the auction was rigged to prevent any pro-Jones bidders from winning. The Justice Department is now reportedly investigating the matter as bankruptcy fraud, while InfoWars continues to fight the shutdown in upcoming hearings on September 16th.
Onion CEO Ben Collins, InfoWars Bankruptcy Auction Dispute
The Onion CEO Ben Collins, formerly of MSNBC and currently funded by Bloomberg, is accused of participating in a fraudulent auction to acquire InfoWars assets. A judge reportedly halted the sale after determining the process violated bankruptcy laws. The assets for sale included the entire media operation and the supplement business.
The Onion, Michael Bloomberg, Infowars Bankruptcy Auction
Wired Magazine published an interview with Ben Collins regarding The Onion's attempt to acquire Infowars through a bankruptcy auction backed by Michael Bloomberg. A federal judge, Chris Lopez, previously halted the sale after finding the auction process violated bankruptcy laws. Collins is accused of attempting to "wear the skin" of Infowars to misrepresent the brand, while the Justice Department continues to investigate the legality of the secret auction.
Ben Collins, Wired Magazine, Infowars Identity Theft
Ben Collins of The Onion is accused of seeking to "vanquish" Infowars and steal its identity to misrepresent its message. The network is calling for increased financial support through the purchase of supplements and "Patriot gear" to fund its legal defense. The struggle is compared to historical battles like those of John Paul Jones, with a vow to continue fighting against "pure evil" in the media landscape.
The Onion Auction, Everytown Bloomberg Funding, Bid Transparency
The recent auction of InfoWars to The Onion was reportedly financed by Michael Bloomberg's Everytown for Gun Safety group. A judge has placed a hold on the sale due to a lack of transparency and the fact that The Onion did not have the highest cash bid. The host argues that the process was a gaslighting attempt to kill the website's traffic and shopping cart revenue.
Ben Collins and the Global Tetrahedron Statement
Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, released a statement expressing disappointment in the judge's decision but vowing to continue seeking a path to purchase Infowars. Jones mocks the "arrogance" of Collins and the Bloomberg-backed group, characterizing them as "losers" and "sellouts." The host asserts that he refused a $50 million offer to sell out years ago, choosing integrity over the "New World Order."
Ben Collins and John Feinblatt Defend InfoWars Acquisition on ABC
The Onion CEO Ben Collins and Everytown for Gun Safety President John Feinblatt appeared on Good Morning America to discuss their purchase of InfoWars. Collins described the site as a "clearinghouse for lies" and stated the goal was to use humor to combat misinformation. Feinblatt emphasized that the Sandy Hook families supported the move to turn the platform into a vehicle for gun safety advocacy.
Ben Collins, The Onion CEO Good Morning America Interview
The Onion CEO Ben Collins and Everytown for Gun Safety President John Feinblatt appeared on "Good Morning America" to discuss their planned takeover of InfoWars. Collins admitted that the purchase was intended to be "the funniest joke of all time" and a way to "rip the facade off" Jones' operation. Jones mocks Collins for stumbling when asked if they actually had the highest bid, noting the judge's concerns over transparency.
Las Vegas Bike Murder, Racism Accusations, Ben Collins
Beattie references a recent incident where two teenagers intentionally ran over a cyclist for fun, claiming they felt they would only get a "slap on the wrist." He argues that the fear of being accused of racism has led to the destruction of American civilization. He also mocks NBC reporter Ben Collins, calling him a "disinformation hack" obsessed with Elon Musk's text messages.
Drag Queen Story Hour, NBC News and Ben Collins
NBC News reporter Ben Collins is criticized for defending "Drag Queen Story Hour" and claiming the events are not hyper-sexualized. Jones counters this by describing specific "sexualized" activities like "dildo ring toss" and children handing money to performers. He argues that the media is attempting to normalize pedophilia and that the "clown world" narrative is a fantasy designed to ignore blatant child abuse.
Media Propaganda, Ben Collins Loop and Reality Denial
The show plays a repetitive loop of Ben Collins claiming drag events for children involve reading Dr. Seuss and having breakfast. Jones uses this to illustrate what he calls the "total upside down world" where the American left refuses to live in reality. He argues that no amount of evidence can convince those who have abandoned truth in favor of weaponized propaganda.
Ben Collins Challenge, Undercover Filming and Pornographic Books
Owen Shroyer and Drew Hernandez discuss the possibility of inviting NBC's Ben Collins to a drag event to witness the "strippers and dildos" firsthand. Hernandez notes that when he attempts to film these events openly, participants become aggressive to hide the "pornographic themes" being taught to children. They conclude that the media's denial of these activities is a deliberate cover-up for child exploitation.
