Paul Harvey, If I Were the Devil, Moral Decay
The broadcast opens with a classic recording of Paul Harvey's "If I Were the Devil" monologue, which outlines a hypothetical plan to subvert the United States. The narrative describes the corruption of churches, the promotion of narcotics, and the breakdown of the family unit as tools of the Prince of Darkness. It concludes by suggesting that the current state of the world reflects these devilish strategies.
paul harvey· devil· morality· subversion· social engineering
00:00 It's not just the police that shouldn't follow unlawful orders. It's all of us. The Germans were very moral, hardworking, per capita the smartest people in the world, historians said at the time before World War II. The most inventions, the hardest working, but Germans are known for one thing, aren't they? Following orders, following rules. But if there's not a rule, then the Germans will do whatever they want. But what happens when you have bad rulers over you? And now you'll do whatever the Führer says. This government is completely overrun, total corruption everywhere. We have cancer. Rallying patriots worldwide in defense of human liberty. It's Alex Jones.
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01:46 We're receiving reports that Alex Jones has broken through the front lines and is now heading toward the broadcast studio. All efforts to silence him have failed. Emerging victorious against the New World Order, here's your host, Alex Jones. Find the InfoWars transmission at infowars.com forward slash show. If you're receiving this transmission, you are the resistance. The year is 1995 and InfoWars launches the last of America's counter-globalist probes. In a freak mishap, InfoWars.com and Alex Jones are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Alex Jones to Earth 25 years later. Transdimensionally,
02:36 Over the space time continuum through full space. Where people are extremely lazy, the social engineers are there laughing. What we envisioned a hundred years ago, twenty years ago, is now reality. While the society unravels, men run around totally frantic not knowing how to be men and women run around frantic not knowing how to be women. And they don't understand that it's an animating contest of life and that it's fulfilling to be informed. It's fulfilling to be involved. It's fulfilling. InfoWars. Tomorrow's news today. Hello Americans, I'm Paul Harvey. If I were the devil.
03:13 If I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree. V. So I set about however necessary to take over the United States. President Kennedy has been seriously wounded by this shooting. I'd subvert the churches first. I'd begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve. Do as you please. To the young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is square.
03:52 And the old I would teach to pray after me. Our father, witch art in Washington. And then I'd get organized. I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I'd tranquilize the rest with pills. If I were the devil, I'd soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves, until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings, I'd have mesmerizing media.
04:33 ...fanning the flame. The President of the United States is racist. If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect the discipline of motions just let those run wild. Within a decade, I'd have prisons overflowing, I'd have judges promoting pornography. Soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church money. If I were the devil, I'd take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. I would caution against extremes. I'm here to warn people. You keep telling me to shut up. This isn't a game. In hard work, in patriotism, in moral conduct,
05:24 I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing. Now you know the rest of the story. InfoWars. Tomorrow's news, today.
