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01:11 Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Alex Jones show InfoWars.com band dot video I'm your host Harrison Smith. Please make sure you're following us on X at real Alex Jones at InfoWars I'm at Harrison H Smith Absolutely huge show we have for you this Friday morning I'm gonna be here for one hour Gavin McGinnis is gonna take over for me then dark journalist and then finishing out with the great Jay Dyer So just a gigantic show for you here today and things are getting a little dicey out there folks when it comes to the Iran war. Iran is fighting everyone, it's Iran versus the world at this point.

01:52 And the Arab countries are not happy about how things are going. The oil energy aspect of this conflict is only getting worse and Israel seems to be doing everything it can to make it difficult for America, including getting very close and menacing some Russian military installments that would inevitably bring Russia into the conflict, wouldn't exactly be. out of line for Israel to try to get us into more trouble than we're already in, than they've already gotten us in. We'll go over all of it. Netanyahu is apparently alive, came out and gave a speech where he blasphemes Christ and blames America for the war. And you should have just stayed dead, dude. You should have just told everybody you were dead because the speech he gave has made it so much worse now. But I think we'll look into it.

02:48 see if we can't figure out exactly what he's trying to say, and perhaps not the most appropriate way. But we're sort of on the cusp here. I mean, we still, I think we're three weeks in, right? It was Friday night, Saturday morning, three weeks ago that this conflict began with the sneak attack, combo sneak attack by Israel and America on behest of Israel, obviously. And Joe Kintz's resignation continues to You know, make waves and we'll show you some clips from some more interviews and speeches he's done. But it's been three weeks. This is still the very beginning. It might feel like it's gone on forever. Three weeks is a long time to be bombing the hell out of each other. But we are still in the very, very, very early stages of what could very well be a multi-year war, I guess.

03:44 We still have time we still have time to pull out. We still have time to Go hey, this was a this was a big mistake y'all whoopsies are bad Let's see if we can't get back to normal now I don't even know if that's possible right now, and we'll explain that and we have explained it But there's been some more developments in this Iran is not going to stop Iran doesn't want to stop Iran is actually incentivized. It's actually a sort of existential Thing for them. They have to keep going they have to establish deterrence they cannot just go back to a situation in which Israel quote mows the lawn with Iran like they do with Gaza and Lebanon, so it's not going to end anytime soon Iran seems to be Threatening absolutely everybody who even is remotely involved I mean in just last 24 hours Iran has directly threatened Britain and Germany and

04:41 and has made demands for explanations as to why America is allowed to use their bases. I still think we could do it. I still think we're still early enough in this conflict. We still don't have American boots on the ground. We haven't had dozens and dozens and dozens of flag-draped caskets come home. So we're not feeling some sort of pressure to make their death worth it. We still have time. Right now, we still have time. By the time this weekend is over, it may be too late. We are on the cusp of this thing becoming something that we cannot pull back from the brink. We haven't gone over quite yet. It's been bad. It hasn't been catastrophic and world ending, but it's about to be. If this goes on for another few days, it's over. We'll break it down for you on the other side. Stay with us, folks. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, this is Info Wars, the Alex Jones Show. I'm your host, Harrison Smith, sitting in for Alex for the first hour

05:42 Then Gavin McGinnis will be taking over for me. Dark Journalist will take over from him. And then we'll finish out the show with Jay Dyer. So absolutely all-star cast for today's broadcast of The Alex Jones Show. And what a show it's gonna be, folks. Everything is heating up rapidly when it comes to Iran. I do believe that we are really on the cusp of not being able to put the brakes on this thing. I don't think it's too far. I think right now, if we really wanted, if we were really ready to maybe make some concessions, which is what you have to do when you make a terrible mistake and start a fight that you can't win. Sorry, maybe we have to remove some bases from the Middle East. Whoopsie daisy, maybe we have to stop some sanctions on Iran. Well,

06:34 Better than ending the world in World War 3. It's better than tens of thousands of American soldiers dying in some godforsaken oil field in the Middle East. So that suddenly the American people are demanding vengeance and we're just stuck in this cycle forever. Do y'all remember back at the beginning of the Ukraine war? Very early on in the Ukraine war. I think Russia blew up a dam, maybe it was Ukraine. Somebody blew up a dam and it flooded this giant field and it washed away a layer of topsoil. And it actually revealed long buried bodies of soldiers from World War II. And there was this moment where at the very beginning of the Ukraine war, it was as if

07:21 The skeletons of the past were literally rising out of the ground and screaming at us to not take the same path they did. I mean, I don't know if I've ever seen a more like a Hollywood movie fantasy-esque thing in reality where you literally had skulls looking like they were screaming emerging up out of the ground. You gotta find them. Ukraine, German skulls coming up out of the ground in Ukraine. in the very beginning of the war. I feel like that's kind of where we are now. Once again, and really, you know, the Ukraine war is only spiraled out and become the Iran war. I mean, from the drone warfare to the alliances and allegiances between Russia and Syria and Iran and Ukraine. I mean, it's all one big thing. I feel like we can, we're human beings. We have the ability to predict the future and then alter

08:18 our actions to change that future. Right now, our future is fields of death, is fields strewn with bones and carrion birds feasting for decades. Like that's the trajectory we're on. That's the train track we're headed down. We can flip the switch and jump to a different track at any point. These are decisions being made by people in power who know perfectly well what the outcome is gonna be. That's the reason they're doing it. So the thing to understand, the thing we have to get through to people, the thing that I think is important about Joe Kent resigning and all of the revelations that have occurred in the recent past, we have to stop them. We have to stop them. We have to stop them. They are not going to stop themselves. They cannot be reasoned with. They have set the world on a path towards total destruction. And we have to forcibly remove ourselves from that path.

09:18 Right now, I can't tell you how many headlines I have. US should deploy thousands of additional troops to the Middle East, officials say. Let's not do that. Just don't do that. How about we just don't do that and that's the better option? There's a million things, million decisions to be made where on one hand, the result is inevitably, incontrovertibly, it will result in some large proportion of those soldiers dying And then we're in it and we're in it forever. And then we have to make it worth it for that sacrifice. That's why they're being sent. You understand? The thing to understand, these are not patriotic Americans trying to figure out what's best for America. And damn it, they just keep accidentally getting us into war. That's not what's happening here. You think they didn't know the Strait of Hormuz would be closed? You think they didn't know

10:16 that by bombing the actually kind of moderate religious leader, the Pope of Shia Islam, you think they didn't know that that would galvanize support behind the government? You think these people are stupid? You think these people know less than me and I just read the mainstream media, yet I knew all this was gonna happen. I predicted this somehow. Everybody listening to me probably knew exactly how this would unfold. You think that they didn't know? They knew, which is why they did it. The horrible outcome for America and the world that at this point is inevitable from the course that we're taking in Iran is the point of the attack. You ever watch The Sopranos? Do you remember the storyline where a guy named Davies owns a athletic store and he's in a big debt?

11:12 to Tony Soprano and they bust out the store. It's called a bust out where they take the store over, use the store's credit lines to rack up gigantic expenses that they never intend to pay off. So that when the bill comes due, it's Davey Scatino and the athletic store that gets the hit, not the mobsters that just right. That's what's happening to America. The Israeli mafia is performing a bust out on America. where they use America to the maximum degree, right? Just like you use the store's credit. They've got good credit. You can buy a lot of stuff with that credit that you never intend on paying off. That's what they're doing with America. America's power, America's prosperity.

11:54 is being used to the maximum degree with the ultimate purpose being the absolute destruction of America in service to building up Israel in the Middle East, which will become the central command headquarters of the global government. That's always been the plan since before World War II and World War III was always supposed to be the capstone of this operation. That's what we're in right now. That's what's happening right now, okay? We are Davey Scatino, our bad idea, our addiction to the gambling of Middle East wars has gotten us in hock to the Israeli mafia and they are busting us out. That's how it works. Okay, so just so we understand, none of this is an accident, none of it is just people doing their best and trying their hardest and oh darn it.

12:46 Everybody's dead. Whoops, whoopsie daisy. Nope, it's happening on purpose, obviously. And finally, and I think in part at least due to Joe Ken's resignation from Politico, US acknowledges gaps with Israel on Iran war objectives. An Israeli attack on a major Iranian gas facility Wednesday night appeared to open fresh fissure in the coordination between the two allies. Again, they're trying to portray this as if it's a I mean, the whole war started because Israel got us into the conflict. Again, it's absurd that we even have to have this argument since it's eminently observable to everybody. I mean, it's like Israel getting America into war with Iran is kind of this year's, this PSYOPS version of COVID came from the wet market, right? It's like, do we even have to argue this?

13:40 You have a weapons for bio lab, a level four bio weapons lab in Wuhan, China with a history of severe safety protocol failures. And then a little way down the road, you have a farmer's market where they sell weird animals to eat. And it's like you're telling me that you actually believe it came from the farmer's market. You're telling me that when you look at the epicenter of the virus and you see a Levin's four weapons lab, bio weapons lab run by incompetent communists and a farmer's market, you go with the farmer's market on this one. Really? Really? We have to actually talk about this. This actually has to be a topic of conversation. We actually have to sit here while the big brained experts in the mainstream media

14:28 And the policy experts in the government actually tell us, we think it came from a farmer's market. We don't know, but we think the most likely thing is that it came from a farmer's market. Are we doing this really? We have to sit here and hear people argue about whether or not Israel got us into war. Israel got us into the war. It's not a matter of conversation. It's just an established and acknowledged fact by all of the people that were there. they've admitted it verbatim. So just what are we doing? Why do we have to keep doing this? Why are we constantly in these situations where it's just like, how do they get these lies to spread like this? It's crazy, it's almost admirable. It's astonishing. It's like something that you have to behold to believe. By the way, the world's first meme has passed away unfortunately. Chuck Norris

15:32 was hospitalized and is now passed away in Hawaii at the age of 86. Almost symbolic in the passing of the old America, the America in which our male role models were actually vaguely masculine, Walker, Texas Ranger. And of course, I don't know if anybody remembers this, I was 14 at the time that Chuck Norris jokes became a thing. And I swear to you, it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard. Y'all might not remember the more innocent time of the Internet when Chuck Norris jokes were literally the funniest thing anybody had ever heard. I remember crying with laughter when somebody told me that Chuck Norris once took down an airplane by pointing his finger like a gun and saying bang. It was just, it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard.

16:28 It was hysterical. And I swear, I think it was like the first meme. It was the first joke format that just got repeated and people made their own versions of it and it spread around. And it was these jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. And it was just Chuck Norris is the strongest, coolest guy ever. And again, it was just, it's just sort of interesting in the history of the internet, you know, where these things popped up. And I don't know, for me, it was like, you know, 2002 to 2004, it was like all that stuff. It was the beginning of YouTube and the Chuck Norris jokes.

17:07 Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life. When Chuck Norris eats, he gives the food nutrients. Chuck Norris can unscramble a scrambled egg. I mean, they might seem cliche. This might, you know, for our younger viewers, this is very boomer coded. Trust me, it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard. we'd ever heard. Y'all remember Star Wars kid? That was another one that was like, this is the funniest thing we've ever seen. You're spoiled now. You don't understand what it was like back then, the dearth of content and what we as Americans had to cling on to. But there was a reason because Chuck Norris was the real deal. He was once again, like sort of almost the last. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. He was like the last in this line of truly masculine

17:53 Hardcore, you know, Texan role models that Hollywood used to produce. It used to be the type of people that they wanted you looking up to. Strong, stoic, hardcore, you know, physically capable, badass. Now we get Pedro Pascal and Timothy Chalamet. Even his name sounds gay. Chalamet. Now we want Chuck Norris, please. Thank you, please and thank you. And he was a great man, very faithful, just a good dude, right? He's not a dude that's gonna get wrapped up in the Me Too movement. He's not a dude that's gonna be wearing a dress on the red carpet. He's not a dude that's gonna be celebrating abortion or anything of the sort. He's just, he's a guy, he's one of these guys like Clint Eastwood or any of these other guys that just, he just was the person he portrayed. He really was the faithful but

18:55 you know, stoic American and it's almost symbolic that he, you know, passes away at a time when the culture that produced him is long gone. Let's go to clip number six here. This is Chuck Norris telling his own Chuck Norris joke. Let's watch. And I bent down and I petted him and all of a sudden, you heard this like that. So the trainer says, get up very slowly and back up. So the tiger did. He slowly got up and back down. So God rest his soul. We pray for his family and fondly remember not just Chuck Norris but the the age of America that he represents and that we will re-establish, God willing, one way or the other. Now we got a lot of videos to get to. Of course the

19:57 Joe Kent resignation continues to be one of the most monumental, I think, political movements in American history. And you're seeing the way that the reaction to the Israeli war has changed because of his announcement. Again, it's absurd that we even have to make the argument about whether or not Israel got us into this war. Marco Rubio said it, Donald Trump said it multiple times. The UK attache that was there at the negotiations said it, Iran said it. I mean, everybody has said it, and yet we're all supposed to pretend that it's not true. Okay, crazy that we're in this situation, but there we are.

20:36 But Joe Kent has resigned over this fact and has made this fact a central pillar in his resignation letter, explaining not only that Israel got us into war with Iran, but that Israel has essentially performed a total coup of the federal government. And it's not just the Iran war that they're behind instigating. They also have put a stop to major investigations that the American government was trying to carry out because it may have implicated Israelis or Jewish Americans. This is a coup against the American state. It is foreign influence over and beyond anything, even the most wild and fantastical claims of the Russiagate conspiracy. This is so much worse.

21:18 And the war that we are now in because of their manipulation, because of their machinations, because of their influence, blackmail, coercion, infiltration and subversion could very well destroy the world as we know it. And we're certainly on that path and we only seem to be escalating because we have not yet extricated the poison from us. The Iran war is a symptom of the sickness. The sickness is the Israeli influence here in America. The Iran war and the Iraq war and the Gaza genocide, these are all the cancer that we've developed

21:59 the cell phone tower emitting the cancer causing radiation, that's the Israeli influence here in America. That's the cause of it. So we can keep trying to treat the cancer, but and still we take out the gigantic EMF, you know, thing poisoning us and giving us tumors. We're just gonna keep having cancer. Cancer's gonna keep developing and gonna keep getting worse. So like right now, a lot of us are waking up to the fact that we have this sickness, that we have this poison, destroying us. We have to solve that first, then we'll be able to solve the Iran War. That's how crazy it is. We almost have to solve this problem in order to solve the Iran War problem. Cuz once again, people in Israel, people in America, people controlling these countries who are in fact one in the same

22:49 don't want America to get out of this, don't want America to benefit from this. They are telling you over and over again that America is a dying empire. The part they leave out is because they're killing it and they're replacing it with their own empire in the Middle East. I've showed you clips over and over again verbatim where they say, America is the dying empire. You should all leave. I left. I went to Israel, the rising empire, and I brought my billions of dollars of investment with me. Okay, they're doing this to us with our own weapons, our own money, our own resources. We have to extricate them. That's what makes Joe Kent's revelation about all of this so important, so monumental, and really what should be so historic. I mean, the last thing we need is for this to be revealed and then nothing done about it.

23:43 and it just continues until we're destroyed. Let's go to clip 14 here. This is Joe Kent on Scott Horton's show talking about who started this war. Let's watch. I saw this, but there's this interesting article. at Politico, this is from the day before the war on Thursday, it says, the White House officials believe that politics are a lot better if Israel strikes Iran first. And this was essentially the idea was an agreement between the Americans and the Israelis to have Israel hit Iran first in order to force Iran to hit America so that they could tell the American people, see, well, they hit us and gave us no choice but to do this. And apparently they decided not to do that. This is very reminiscent actually of the David Wormster plan in 2007

24:26 where he and Cheney wanted to get the Ehud Olmert government to attack Iran and force Iran to hit American interests in the Gulf as an end run around W. Bush, to force him to do it. In this case, it's Trump and his guys trying to do an end run around us apparently, or at least that was the idea. But my point being that even though they didn't implement this plan, it seems to put the lie to the idea that Netanyahu is like the snarling pit bull that Trump could not hold onto his leash rather than They bumped fists and decided to do this together. White House officials believe the politics are a lot better if Israel strikes Iran first as the administration molds military action in Iran. Officials argue it'd be best if Israel makes the first move. Again, as if Israel and America are just like one in the same, as if we and they are just like two branches of the same government. It's just we do not have their same interest.

25:24 have interests of our own that are often at odds with Israeli interests. Israel doesn't give a damn. They don't care. They're happy to sacrifice America to their own ends. And that's exactly what we're seeing happening. And it really just goes on and on. We can go to clip number 13 here. This is John Bolton, terrorist mustache, explaining the American plot against Iran And we still think we're the good guys. Let's watch John Bolton, humanitarian. What I do believe is that if the administration cooperated with the opposition, provided them resources, telecommunications equipment, money, weapons if they need it, working with the ethnic groups, working with people all across the country who are so dissatisfied with this regime, and also looking to find defectors.

26:26 within the regime, army generals for example, who might see the need to get rid of this regime if the economy in the country is ever going to recover. And working that way to help pull the regime apart at the top, cause splits within the leadership, after by the way eliminating much of the leadership, and cause it to collapse internally. I think that can happen and at some point people can come out on the streets but after they just found 30,000 people massacred in January, they're not going to come out in the streets for some time yet. But there's plenty of work to do to undermine the regime that you don't need to be out on the street.

27:06 So there's John Bolton just giving you the play by play of how to overthrow a country if you're an evil, subversive parasite. That's how you do it. You weaponize the ethnic minorities, you cause a crisis of You trust in the leadership, you murder the more reasonable leadership, so only the radicals are in charge. And then you get 30,000 people who would have helped you overthrow the government, you get them all murdered by the government. Of course, I don't think that even happened in the first place. But everything that we're hearing is lie. If you'll notice on that video, the Chiron, the lower third there, Trump says no troops in Iran.

27:50 But I've got four headlines today saying we're moving thousands of troops to the Middle East because everything is wrong. Everything is inverted. Everything is a lie. It's the empire of lies. So CIA declassified documents last week. Operation Artichoke to poison vaccines, food supply and the water to Damas down to make it controllable. Now new documents. about ESP control, how we're really electrochemical systems, liquid crystals, and the pineal gland, and how most people have microscopic to actual large worm infestations, not just from cats, you name it, like Kennedy has one in his brain, and they didn't tell the public most cancer, breast cancer, brain cancer is worms.

30:02 Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. This is the Alex Jones show. I'm your guest host Harrison Smith I of course normally host the war room 3 6 p.m. Here on in for comm band video Rex Jones will be taking it over for me tonight and or this afternoon rather I'll be with you here for the remainder of this hour then Gavin McGinnis is gonna take over from me Dark journalist takes over from him later in the show and then finally Jay Dyer rounds out this all-star cast of guest hosts for the Alex Jones show today There is a lot of domestic news to talk about. There's a lot of news that's sort of going under the radar because of all the attention on Iran. But it's kind of like, well, I'm gonna miss some emails when my house is on fire, right? I'm gonna leave some people on read when I'm trying to put the house fire out. So that's sort of where we're at.

30:55 at this point, okay? So there is some interesting stuff happening. Myocarditis has been found only in COVID vaxxed kids according to a new study. That story's from the Post Millennial, it was published just this month, looking into the effects of the COVID vaccine, which was in and of itself yet another. This is the problem is that before we can really handle in an appropriate way the world-ending crimes against humanity we've all been subjected to over the last 10 years. They just launched another campaign of just insane crimes against us and we have to deal with that all of a sudden. So we're not forgetting, it has been put on the back burner, but this is why we were encouraging with such intensity moves against these people early on because if you don't punish the Anthony Fauci's and James Comey's out there,

31:51 right now and we're gonna go to war with Iran and by the time we get around to talking about COVID again, they'll all be old men who have avoided their just desserts. So we gotta not forget to punish these people. We gotta not forget about the Epstein list. We gotta not forget about all of these, again, just crimes against humanity, horrific war crimes that we ourselves have been subjected to and that the criminals who perpetrated on them are out there walking around with billions of dollars that they made from their attacks on us. So we should deal with that. We should deal with that with alacrity. a

32:48 EU Commission President Ursula van der Leyen to investigate accusations that Israeli spy firm Black Cube interfered in the country's election campaign according to a letter obtained by Politico Quote such interference by a foreign private company poses a clear hybrid threat against the EU and its member states Which negatively impacts or potentially threatens our common values procedures and political processes? Golob wrote well, that's assuming that the values you espouse are in any way related to the ones you actually represent, which it's not. It's not true. You're all tyrannical scumbags for whom democracy is nothing but a convenient word to deploy to trick people into doing what is bad for them. US territory turned tropical maternity ward has procured thousands of American babies for parents living in China.

33:39 Pregnant Chinese women have turned a tropical paradise into a maternity ward, pumping out babies who automatically become US citizens daily. The Commonwealth of the Northern Marina Island, a US territory northeast of Guam in the Pacific Ocean has been flooded with so-called birth tourists since 2009, when then President Barack Obama introduced a visa waiver program for Chinese nationals. Why? Just because, I guess, I don't know, just because. Why would we do this? Why would America do this? Why would America, why would Barack Obama establish a little island just off the coast of China that was technically American territory so that anybody who's Chinese can come to the island, give birth on our dime, go back to China, but their kid just has American citizenship?

34:28 Why, why would we do that? What would be the point of that? How would that be consistent with anything America values our national security? Just why? Why do we do this? Why do we allow this to happen? What the hell? Since 2009, okay, the last several decades, there's just been a continual stream of Chinese people giving birth to Chinese babies on Guamish, I don't know who's, what do you call people from Guam? Guamish land? So some Chinese people go to Guam to have a baby and they're American somehow by that fact, okay, great. We just stop doing all of this like my God.

35:05 Every day there's headlines. It's like we're no longer doing something that we should never have done. It's ridiculous. It's ever the yesterday there was you know, they're gonna remove 200,000 CDL drivers licenses from people that don't speak English. It's like why the hell do 200,000 foreigners who don't even speak our language came in to read our street signs driving around 10 ton trucks next to our families. What the hell are we doing here? So okay, we could spend all show on that if we wanted. US sues Harvard over treatment of Jewish and Israeli students, seeks billions of dollars. Well, thank God finally somebody's thinking of the Jews. Won't somebody please think of the poor innocent Jews? Comey has been subpoenaed in an alleged quote grand conspiracy against Trump. This is good news. Or sorry, let me rephrase. This would have been good news in March of last year.

36:00 Former FBI Director James Coney has been subpoenaed in the wide ranging grand conspiracy case against the ex-officials who investigated and prosecuted President Trump. Two sources with the knowledge of the situation tell Axios, the investigation has produced more than 130 subpoenas since cranking up last year, the sources say, and the top target, and targets top officials who worked under former President Obama and Biden. The officials, including Comey, have all decried the investigation as political prosecution and lawfare. The Trump administration's grand conspiracy theory posits that Democratic officials bent the rules, broke the law and lied under oath to investigate, prosecute and otherwise undermine Trump from his election in 2016 through his federal indictments in 2023. Yes, they probably came to that conclusion by simply observing reality, watching that exact thing take place in front of all of us

36:53 With no even attempt to like really cover it up that much. That's the craziest part because you remember the whole Russgate conspiracy was all predicated on the fact they thought Hillary Clinton would win, so they didn't even try to hide their tracks. I mean, since 2016, we've had texts from Peter Strzok describing the investigation that the FBI carried out as insurance against an eventual Trump win. So it's like, what are we doing? What are we doing? We're still doing this, are we? Okay, I could go, we just spend all day on that. We can spend all day just carefully documenting the timeline of Comey's corruption up to and including last year when his family friend was the one who was supposed to indict him and just happened to

37:45 not pull the trigger and not file things exactly on time until they were five days away from the statute of limitations expiring. At which time Trump finally realized what was going on, put his own lawyer in to get the indictment, which he did in five days. Which means, I've explained this before, but think about this. They assigned a lawyer at the DOJ, they said, your job is to indict James Comey, okay? He spent like six months Doing nothing, not filing anything, delaying it and saying, well, we're trying, we're almost there, we're working on it. Okay, we had some delays, but we're trying to get it through. For six months he works on a James Comey indictment, doesn't even file it, yet this is his job and he's an expert on this. This is what he does and he's done it before, these types of filings, these types of indictments, these types of grand jury investigations.

38:42 He doesn't do it. Five days before the statute of limitations expires, Trump finally realizes what's going on, says that guy's out. He's married to James Coney's goddaughter. I mean, really close connections. That's not exactly it, but basically, actually, I think that is it. Anyway, basically family, friends, as close as you can be without being blood related. That's how close he was to Comey. He's the expert, he doesn't get it done in six months. Trump puts in his own personal lawyer who's never done anything like this before. She gets the indictment in five days. Do you understand that that's not possible? If the guy wasn't trying, if the family friend of James Comey wasn't deliberately

39:30 messing up, he's the one who's supposed to do this. He's the expert, he's done it before. He can't do it in six months, but a total amateur lawyer can do it in five days. That was deliberate. That guy himself should have then been charged with obstruction of justice. That's the way you deal with this stuff. If you tell somebody to go after a criminal and that person in league with the criminal does not go after him and allows him to get away with it, delays until the statute of limitation expires, that person now has to be added to the conspiracy. That didn't happen. And then a judge came in and said, well, because Trump's lawyer has never done this before, it doesn't count, and I'm throwing it out.

40:10 That's the way they're manipulating this. Again, I could spend three hours every single day documenting the machinations behind the scenes about how they're screwing us in that. regard. Finally, San Diego City Council adopts controversial definition of anti-Semitism. This of course is the IHRA definition of anti-Semitism in which basically you're not allowed to criticize Jews and if Jews even feel in their own objective view scared by what you said, then you are guilt of anti-Semitism and may go to jail for a year. So these anti-Semitism laws, which are Pure and simple, they are religious supremacy laws that are an abject violation of the First Amendment. You do not have a right as a ethnic group or religion to dictate how people talk about you, what they can say about you. You're not allowed to censor people on that basis yet. That is what's happening because we do in effect live in a Jewish theocracy. We just don't acknowledge it or call it that. But that is what's happening and they're doing it at the national level. Obviously, they're doing it at the international level with the UN.

41:12 and other international bodies with the ability to enforce this stuff. They're doing it at the state level in places like Florida, Ohio, and Michigan, passing these anti-Semitism laws incrementally, getting piece by piece built up until it will be all but illegal to criticize Jewish people or even reference the words of Jewish people. I showed the video in the 8th Front. Randy Fine called for all Palestinians to be killed. A constituent of his tweeted out, hey, this Randy Fine guy says all Palestinians should be killed. That's disgusting. Then the police went to her door, knocked on her door and said, you might not want to post things like that. It could be perceived as a call to violence.

41:53 So Randy Fine says all Palestinians should die. This woman says that's disgusting. The police go to that person's door and say, calling that disgusting could be seen as a call to violence. People could believe you that it is disgusting and they might wanna take action into their own hands and they'll go hurt Randy Fine. So you're not allowed to think that him calling for the death of all Palestinians is disgusting. You have to keep that to yourself. That's where things are going. And so now it's happening at the city level as well with individuals, cities like San Diego passing their own version of the destruction of the First Amendment on the altar of Judaism. Okay, so let's talk about Iran. The level of propaganda when it comes to Iran

42:38 It's not like the Soviets, it's not like North Korea. It is at that level of deception. We are at that level of blatant abject lies. We are at the Orwellian. We have always been at war with Iran. We have always been at war with East Asia kind of thing. To the point that I'm not even sure people realize what they're saying. I had a video yesterday, I didn't actually get to it. But it's a thing you'll hear a lot, that Iran has wanted to kill America and has been at war with America for 47 years. No, they haven't. That's just not true. Then I heard a guy, this is the video I was gonna show you yesterday. He says Iran has been behind every terror attack in 47 years. Iran has been behind, in other words, because Iranian proxies exist, therefore, every act of terror, I guess specifically Islamic terror, in the last 47 years is all being blamed on Iran.

43:41 That would mean 9-11 is being blamed on Iran. For some reason, we destroyed Afghanistan and Iraq, even though they didn't have anything to do with 9-11. The Israelis had to do with 9-11, the Saudi Arabians had to do with 9-11. But now we're teamed up with the Israelis and the Saudi Arabians to attack Iran because we're blaming them for 9-11? I mean, when you say every terror attack for the last 47 years has been blamed on Iran, that is Orwellian, that is insane. That is an insane claim to make, because they're rewriting history. So while we went to war with Afghanistan and Iraq for two decades, I guess we were just mistaken. We were just wrong. That was just the wrong target. We should have been going after Iran the whole time. Or are they now going back and just saying all of the same excuses that we use to go to war with Iraq, actually the exact same excuses now apply to Iran?

44:40 Not like similar, not like, oh, they were the sponsor of terror and now Iran is. No, no, all the terror attacks like 9-11, the bombing of the trains in Barcelona and the UK, all of those terror attacks that we used to get us into war with Iraq, all of those same terror attacks, those are now being blamed on Iran. The exact same ones. Do you understand how Orwellian and insane that truly is? And that's happening right now in real life. People are actually saying in total sincerity that Iran is responsible for all of the terror attacks in the last 47 years. I used to read Orwell and think it was crazy. The first time I read 1984, I thought there's no way people would be holding a protest and destroying their own signs, signs that they made with their own hands. And they turn around and say, somebody sabotaged my sign.

45:35 But that's where we are. We are in Orwell's empire of lies, and they're not even good at it. They're not even sophisticated at it. They're just lying with abandon at the moment because it seems like the most convenient way to get out of the conversation. And then they say the exact opposite to the next person that corners them. It's crazy. And so I'm going through headlines today, and it's like, Iran hits Kuwait refinery as Israel kills Iranian spokes, Iranian Guard spokesman as war rages on. Gulf allies fuming at Israel. Recriminations fly as Iran war spreads to gas fields. Escalating attacks on Gulf energy assets plunge Iran war into new phase. America's friends must help extricate it from an unlawful war, say the

46:24 the diplomats from Oman, US to deploy thousands of additional troops. Just like everything's collapsing, everybody's yelling at each other, Iran's threatening everybody. Then from whitehouse.gov, Americans agree Operation Epic Fury is an overwhelming success. It's an overwhelming success everyone and we all agree, they're telling us. It's like, is this what it was like to live in the Soviet Union? Is that what this feels like? Is that the feeling I'm experiencing right now? When it doesn't matter who you ask, how you ask them, nobody thinks this war is going well. It's absolutely insane that literally every headline I read is about what a monumental and horrifying disaster Iran is only for the White House itself to put out a statement that's not just positive, it's overwhelmingly positive, it's glowing.

47:30 It's congratulating itself for its quote overwhelming success. And it's just like this isn't even convincing. This is just, this just makes you seem insane. What are you talking about the White House? Under decisive leadership of President Donald J. Trump, Operation Epic Fury is delivering overwhelming, devastating success against the world's leading state sponsor of terror. Is it because Tel Aviv is being destroyed relentlessly and every single person I've ever seen interviewed about this with sort of man on the street style interview says the same thing. Let's go to clip number nine here. This is a Florida fisherman. Hey, if I had to pick one location and profession, that would probably be the most likely to be MAGA. I think Florida

48:19 Plus fishermen, it's like the best combination you could go for. I bet they love the war in Iran, right? Let's watch. What are we really doing there besides raising our prices? Make America great again. We're tearing America apart right now. And it's sad, cuz it's the working class people that are suffering the most. Okay, well, whoops, all right, that's a big miss with that one. But it's a big miss with every, but everybody asked about this. Is somewhere on the spectrum between just like feeling depressed and sad and betrayed and furious and revolutionary and like very, very, very mad. That's the spectrum of real American reaction to this. Now overlaid on top of that, standing in front of that, blocking the view of that.

49:11 Is the very small sliver of Israeli Americans who are just thrilled by what's going on. They're so happy and they're so desperate to make everybody else think that everybody else thinks that this is great. It's not working because they're evil, because they're bad, because what's happening here is incontrovertibly damaging to America and our people and our economy and our place in the world. And also it's killing a ton of innocent people and we're not big fans of that. But that kind of sets us apart. Let's go to clip number 16 here. This is Benjamin Netanyahu, our greatest ally, who's totally alive, by the way. And okay, so yesterday he had a press conference where there wasn't actually any journalists there, but the video came out and it looks very real. Here's Benjamin Netanyahu sort of schooling us ignorant goy about how the world works. Let's watch. Those who wrote the lessons of history, very brief, 100 page book in which he said,

50:09 Well, history proves that unfortunately and unhappily Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good. Aggression will overcome moderation. So you have no choice. If you look at the world as it is today, you have to be blind not to see that the democracies led by the United States have to reassert their will to defend themselves

50:45 and to oppose their enemies in time while there's still time, before the jarring gong of danger wakes them up and wakes them up too late. This is where we are now. The fact that people don't see that... So that's Benjamin Netanyahu being blasphemous, insulting Christ, basically saying that Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Of course, this is historically illiterate who stopped the Golden Horde, who stopped the Mongols. It was the Christians. It was the... Prince Kings of the Kievan Rus that put a stop to them. So just wrong factually. Also, where's Genghis Khan now? Where's his empire? Oh, it completely dissolved into chaos and misery and infighting the moment he died because he built nothing because evil can't build anything. It can only destroy.

51:33 Obviously. He quotes Will Durant who wrote the Civilization series, which is absolutely fantastic. He may have been talking about an advantage Genghis Khan enjoys against Jesus Christ. Immediately in a fight to the death in terms of civilizational well-being, Genghis Khan is cancer and Jesus Christ is a big healthy meal. Okay, so again, just on the face of it, it's like you have to recognize that is the mindset of Benjamin Netanyahu. In a way he's right, not in the way that he intends. In a way, he is correct. It is our softness. It is that we have allowed ourselves to be fooled into believing that Christianity and Jesus Christ represents rolling over and allowing yourself to be taken advantage of. That was never the case before about 70 years ago, okay? It was never the worldview or the mindset of Christian kingdoms that

52:22 had no issue about defending itself ruthlessly because you have to, because Christianity creates really beautiful systems of like mutual cooperation and mutual benefit, mutual wellbeing and charity. And that's a really great thing. It's a really wonderful thing. Its key weakness is its vulnerability to bad actors like the Benjamin and Yahoos of the world who will portray themselves as beneficent and charitable in order to insinuate themselves into our civilization while not believing anything and thinking that we're absolute suckers that deserve what we get because they don't even have to try to get it over on us. So when he says that the West is falling because the democracies have forgotten how to fit, they're right.

53:07 He's right about that. We have let these people like Benjamin and Yahoo take us over. We need to have a more barbaric reaction to it. We do need to have a more savage reaction to it. We are in a life and death struggle with extremely evil enemies like Benjamin and Yahoo. We do have to take the gloves off. We do have to Rip the band-aid off. We do have to re-exert some of the civilizational defenses that have been deliberately stripped away from us in the past from the Benjamin and Yahoo's out there that are at this moment telling us that we have to submit to them or else What or else what what are they gonna do?

58:40 have agreed to pay $8,000 each. So his $2.7 trillion bill will be paid to the families. Imagine how much money that is per family, 2.7 trillion divided by, I don't know how many families are worth 35 or something. The good news with the Proud Boys lawsuit, they're suing for January 6th for fall off, unlawful imprisonment, I think it is. The worst case scenario with unlawful imprisonment is you get 50 grand per year you were there. And that's, they were there for like six years. So 30 grand is a bad case scenario, but they're looking at millions. And I know Proud Boys very well. I am one. And they are going to spend it on the dumbest things imaginable, on purpose.

59:35 Like, they're gonna get a Lamborghini with an albino leopard that'll need to be sedated, obviously. Leopards are dangerous. So they'll have a sedated albino leopard in the passenger seat as they drive through Miami. I can't wait. How long do we got here? The first one is what, five? We got three minutes and ten seconds here. You know what happened to me this morning? By the way, welcome. My name's Gavin McInnes. I run Compound Censored at Censored.tv. We do a new show every day and I am guest hosting for Alex Jones. I don't know where he is actually. I don't think he is paying off his $2.7 trillion debt. But this morning,

1:00:13 I was singing Girls Night Out. Girls Night Out. Do you know that song? I do not know that one. Me and the girls gonna tear up the town. Man, the girl's gonna hang around. You know that song? No. What about crying over you? I'm so happy to say that I don't know either. What about stand up, no, rise up, rise up, rise up, feel the power? No, where are you hearing these? Canada. See, the problem with being Canadian is we have Canadian content laws there. It's a socialist country.

1:00:52 So the government pays for music because they have to compete with the evil Country south of the border called America. So I grew up listening to platinum blonde Parachute Club girls night out is by Toronto, of course Gowan, you know Steven Crowder's intro strange animal that's Gowan these bands suck. I'm afraid I And, oh, Kim Mitchell, Patio Lanterns. Are you familiar with Patio Lanterns? No, I am not. Might as well go for soda. Nobody hurts and nobody drowns. Yike. That's Kim Mitchell, a song, I guess, against drinking alcohol. Go for a soda. Nobody drowns. So yeah, these songs get stuck in our head. And then we go to YouTube and we put in Girls Night Out and there's Miley Cyrus, Charli XXX, whatever.

1:01:47 There's no Toronto girls night out. Thank God. It's it's it's it's a weird concept to like I need the government needs to promote local bands or they'll die like the sugar cubes are from Iceland. Did anyone make Bjork big to the government of Iceland promote Bjork? I don't know why you came up with this concept. Britain is about the 10th of America as far as size and population goes. It did pretty good for bands. I don't know if you're familiar with The Who, The Rolling Stones, and The Beatles. I think I heard about one of those. Yeah? Yeah. If you Google Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones come up because people have heard of them.

1:02:34 But growing up in a socialist European country, and Canada is European, make no mistake. Like when I'm driving with my wife and we're in Canada visiting my folks, you know, platinum blonde will come on or I don't know, the igloos will come on and I'll be like, oh, this is a great jam. You remember this? And she's never heard of it before. So socialism doesn't work and it makes pop music terrible. We'll be right back. Crying over you. That's Platinum Blonde. Massive band in Canada. No one has ever heard of them. And you know what's even weirder than that? Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin. Crying over you.

1:03:34 It was our Duran Duran, you see. We couldn't compete with Britain's Duran Duran, so we made our own. The government sponsored... It's like the Soviet Union. This is Soviet pop. You know, okay, that's enough. You know what's even weirder than that? Within that bubble of Canada, we had Quebec. And they had their own Quebecon CanCon. So there's bands like Les Cowboys Fringes. Fringes is fringes like on a jacket, like cowboy jacket. They're massive in Quebec, huge. Like they would sell out an 80,000 person stadium, a Madison Square Garden. Nobody in Ontario or any other province has ever heard of them.

1:04:28 How esoteric we are when the government gets involved. I think it's blasphemy, really. That's why 9 million people died in Holodomor. Because Stalin said, I'm God, I'll decide who gets what. And I'll decide who eats. And when you play God, people die. Mao killed 80 million people because he decided who's gonna eat. And they're always rich kids. Marx was a rich kid. Stalin was a rich kid. Mao was a rich kid. Rich douchebags. And I kind of get the impetus for socialism because if you grow up rich and your parents buy you everything, you go, this is awesome. I want everyone to enjoy this. Anyway, speaking of God, today is Friday. It's time for the God Wheel, where our Lord decides what we talk about. We always, we have a rotating list of about 30 subjects we tend to cover on this show.

1:05:25 And I choose them at random, but then I think, why not let the guy who created the entire universe, and I'm not talking about Alex Jones, even higher than Alex Jones, let's talk to God and ask Him what it is, what we should be talking about. I want to talk about Afro Man, his lawsuit against the cops. Maybe God thinks that's lame. So let's bring in my co-host for today's guest host episode. Ladies and gentlemen, God. By the way, I have an exciting announcement. We are hosting Tommy Robinson at the America First Warehouse. Go to theamericafirstwarehouse.com. If you checked my pinned tweet, you can see an absolutely terrible Photoshop I did of me interviewing Tommy Robinson. That's the warehouse. People are like, it's gonna be dangerous. You can't have Tommy there.

1:06:32 Um, no, go to my pin tweet. Oh, there it is. There it is. Like, look at, wait, that's from inside the actor's studio. So I Photoshopped me on that little freak. You know, who's that little Jerry, Jeremy Radner, Lat, Nat Ladler, that little hobbit guy, Jerry Nadler, Jerry Nadler. I have a Jerry Nadler body in that like, hello. And then Tommy Robinson is a Wolverine guy. Hugh Jackman. And I had to lose his chin in order to Photoshop it on so it looks like he has no chin. Anyway, that's enough about me. Let's let's let God take the wheel. Where will it end up? Oh, oh, he almost wanted to talk about Proud Boys, but he decided not to, which is kind of a diss. That's God dissing the Proud Boys.

1:07:32 I guess he's not a fan, I had no idea. You know, I was thinking about immigrants today and I was thinking about this song, again, music. It's a British song. It wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare. See if you can find that. And it's this cool song, a British guy, early rap. It was Britain's attempt at rap, probably 1982. And it's a guy rapping about his parents immigrating from Jamaica. and how Britain sucks. Okay.

1:08:08 And he goes, when dad was around, he was bad, but check him out now. He's kind of sad. And he talks about his parents immigrating from Jamaica and how it's horrible here. That was a common theme with the immigrants of Jamaica who came to Britain. There's a guy named Linton Quasey Johnson, and he had a smash hit called England is a Bitch, Bitch. There's no escape in it. This is it? Yep, this is it. And it wasn't a dream, this was a nightmare. Jamaica was paradise in the 60s, much like every British colony. India was beautiful, Singapore. Every place that Britain colonized was charity. Imperialism, this alleged fascism, improved the turd world immeasurably. And then they loved their people they colonized so much, they gave them agency, which I think was a mistake.

1:09:21 So they let Jamaica separate in 1969 and guess what happened? Plummet, garbage. So all these colonies were technically British and they were easy to assimilate. They drank Guinness, they played soccer. So they came to Britain en masse. They were called the Yardies and the 70s was full of Jamaicans. You're welcome. You know, you wrecked your own country just like Haiti, just like South Africa. The locals have a revolution, they get their own agency and what do they do? They ruin the place they're living in. And this guy's complaining about how much Britain sucks? You're an emigrate.

1:10:07 I'm an immigrant. I'm very, look, listen to me. I dis can Canadian music as a way of showing my gratitude. I'm wearing a belt with American flags on it. That's how happy I am to be here. I ain't complaining. Don't complain. And if there's any refugees from war torn countries watching right now, don't go back to your home country for a vacation. Your whole pitch was that you had to get here or you will die. That means you're not allowed to go back to Disneyland. Sorry. You gotta stick to the story, stick to the bit. Okay, here's an interesting immigration bit that the Lord sent us to. This is so much more important than just me generally ranting because the guy who created the universe said, say this story. So it's valid. You can sue me for 2.7 trillion. You sue the big guy. Don't shoot the messenger.

1:11:04 We were always told the concept of replacing the populace in the West is a conspiracy theory. It's anti-Semitic if you say Jews did it on purpose cuz they hate the West. I don't believe that it's a Jew thing. I think that it is a Democrat Party socialist thing. And they said, let's import millions of others. And that'll change the census and then we will stay in power. They don't even necessarily think that these Mexicans are gonna vote for them. They just know it'll change the populace and that'll help us stay in power, but it'll ruin the country. Does Nancy Pelosi care what goes on outside the razor wire? Not at all. So I personally, and this is my opinion, I don't think it's a grand plan. I think it's just a stupid cheat

1:11:56 that destroys the West, and it's just to stay in power. But it could be a big plan, I don't know. This could all be well thought out. I find that most debates about this kind of thing fall into two categories, evil or retarded. My co-owner of Compound Censored, Anthony Cumia, he tends to think people are evil, it's a grand plan. I'm sure most of you think it's a grand plan, Alex Jones probably does. I'm more retarded. That's an Alex Jones quote, isn't it? I'm kind of retarded. I think they're retarded. I think that the globalists are a giant DMV. I think they're incompetent and stupid. And they stumbled into destroying the West. That's my two cents. But anyway, here is, you decide. Here's a clip of a woman essentially saying we're going to destroy the West.

1:12:46 Is it a plan or is she just thinking in a matter of months as opposed to decades or centuries? The battle is being fought. One family, one physician, one health center. That's why we're doing as well as we are. We're talking about the minority and strategies against the minority. So I have the solution. Every final solution in the last five years when you look at vaccine refusers, I'm not talking about well, hesitance, most of them we can talk into coming to terms, but refusers. We'll just get rid of all the whites in the United States because the most diverse city in the United States. There are seven Asian language spoken in that city.

1:13:37 I've been a minority for more than 20 years in the city of Houston. The majority is we call Hispanic. That is not a race or an ethnicity that is a political designation, but a lot of them are from Central, South America, Mexico. Guess who wants to get vaccinated the most? Immigrants. It is a well-educated, in terms of pieces of paper that they put on their wall, people that have been here a long time and it's very unfortunate. But I think we need not lose the big picture. How much time do we have? 11 minutes. Oh good.

1:14:34 So that is ethnomazicism. That is a gene that whites have where they get to a certain amount of success and they self immolate. They destroy themselves. I don't understand this. I'm not guilty of it, maybe because I'm genetically Scottish. My parents are from Glasgow. But this need to self-sabotage, I've never understood. And anti-Semites say, oh, it's a Jewish plan. Okay, they say it started after World War II. We've always had this. Look at the way we decided to abolish slavery. Do you know how deep into debt Britain went abolishing slavery? Before America did. Not only did they say we can't have slaves, they went to Africa and said you can't have slaves. And obviously people went, well I just bought a slave. Who's gonna pay me back? I will.

1:15:22 I'm altruistic, I'm white, I'm responsible for everyone else's problems. It's in my DNA. And I believe, you could probably look this up, Sean, Britain paid off their debt to all these slave owners like an hour ago. It actually was not an hour ago, but- Pretty sure it was one hour ago. I don't need you to verify this. Like 2011 or something, that's billions of dollars in debt. and probably the equivalent of trillions today. And that is this, it's uniquely white ethnomazakism. 2015. 2015, 10 years ago. And that woman, did you see the way she's, first of all, did you notice they all laughed when someone just said the word Trump without any other words? They all went, oh.

1:16:13 She is an academic, she's probably a doctor, she probably has an Ivy League degree on her wall. And what did she say? She said educated with some piece of paper on your wall. She has disdain for herself. She hates her peers. And when she said, when she poo-pooed her own diploma, everyone in the room laughed with her. Ew, us. We're so gross. I'm reminded of when I lived in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. This guy came up to me with a petition to fight the gentrification of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It was a dive before we gentrified it, by the way, much like the third world. It was Polacks and a few Puerto Ricans. It was incredibly dangerous. There was no ATMs, no bars. Cabs wouldn't go there, even though it was just over the bridge from Manhattan. And he came up with a petition and I go, he goes, we want to stop the gentrification here. They're trying to take down the sugar factory, the Domino sugar factory. The Domino sugar factory had been non-working, dead for probably two decades. Yeah, it can go.

1:17:16 And he wanted me to sign the petition, I go, but I'm a gentrifier. You want me to sign a petition against my own existence? And he goes, well, that's one way of putting it. And I go, so are you. And he said, and I quote, yeah, but do we really need more people like me around here? Can you imagine a Japanese person doing that? or a Mexican. Japan was stolen from the Ainu. The Ainu were a cool indigenous group in Japan. They were friends with bears for some reason. I don't know. They all had like a pet bear. I didn't know you could do that. Seems dangerous to me. But they're hanging out with bears.

1:17:54 the Japanese come along and destroy them all, kill them. If you went up to a Japanese person today and said, you stole this from the Inu, you're on stolen land. I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. They would laugh in your face. They wouldn't even be mad at you. It would be absurd. Go to a Mexican and call him a conquistador and say, you stole this land from the Aztecs. He'd go, oh, cool. He'd probably think it was an awesome thing you just said. We don't. We go, we're on hook to yook took land. Gay and retarded. Let's see what God says. Ready? If he goes back to the same one, by the way, it's usually because we didn't get to the exact link he wanted us to get to. So this is the mailbag people send us in letters every day. I read every one.

1:18:50 which is a pain in the ass, because sometimes they'll send like a 30 minute video. Don't waste my time with that crap. And here's another thing, by the way, with mailbag people. Stop sending me something that is super viral, like Afro Man suing the cops. Everyone on Earth has seen that video. My algo is the same as your algo, okay? I don't need to see the most viral thing on Earth, you moron. You boob. A lot of, I haven't checked the mail today, so there's a lot of unread ones. I won't have you slug through the unread ones. We talked about this the other day, sound in movies is bad because they gave up on booms. That's boring to you, inside joke. I'll try to stay away from inside baseball on this show. Here's a guy named Ed who is sending us the gayest, low-T, heterosexual man he's ever seen.

1:19:48 This is Papa Joel. No, not you. I did see a guy today who's gayer than this. He had a, they call them reborn. He has a reborn doll. They're super expensive. I have a funny story about that. Okay. Somebody gave my ex girlfriend's little daughter a reborn doll. Didn't know what it was. So she's just carrying around this like aborted fetus doll. Oh, the person who gave it didn't know what it was? No, yeah. So she just thought it was a really high quality dolly. Yeah. No. And we figured out what it was and we were like mortified. That's like getting your kid one of these sex dolls and just assuming it's a very tall, very realistic dolly. You know, my mother-in-law came into some money not too long ago and she grew up very poor. She's an Indian from the rez.

1:20:36 And so she would buy my kids toys, but the dollar sign was infinite. So they were really the Pee Wee Herman, because I showed it to them. So she'd buy them like Pee Wee dolls and Billy Barty dolls from the show, but they were all collector's editions. They'd be like a $200 in the box Pee Wee that she would buy them and they just drag around this super rare toy that would make fat guys drool. So this is a kids show, Papa Joel, and I've always said, can you imagine doing children's music? Like the wheels on the bus go round and round and all that. I would kill myself. I think it's important that it exists. Kids should be able to enjoy their terrible taste in music, but doing kids shows or kids stuff, I would be suicidal. Anyway, this guy's happily volunteering his time. Boys, time for lunch.

1:21:31 How do you not know how to wave? Okay, there we go. By the way, this guy's incredibly successful. Yummy oranges and mangoes. Yummy dumplings. These aren't dumplings. Yummy dumplings. Somebody check his heart. He looks like he hates eating them. Wow, unbelievable. All right, so yes, we're all on the same page. Doing kid content must be hell on earth. Hell on earth. Ready? Yes, I am ready. I'm going to spin it super hard. What would God like us to talk about? Oh, this is an unfortunate topic. I don't know how OK it is to do on InfoWars.

1:22:38 This is blacks behaving badly and it's a subject I've been avoiding for Lent. I committed this Lent to not drink hard liquor, to not talk about myself to my wife too much, and to not discuss racism when it comes to the African-American community. Not because that's wrong, but because I do it too much. I didn't choose this subject. The Lord wants us to discuss blacks behaving badly. Okay, fine. It's not up to me. Here's a woman parking diagonally in a spot, getting confrontational with everyone about it, and then claiming she's pregnant, which I don't believe she is. That's one of the worst parking jobs possible.

1:23:33 It's one thing to screw up this badly, but to be arrogant about it. What a rude, rude, rude, rude person. Come on. I am impressed with your lack of epithets. What a rude, rude. person. That's okay. My son's new too. Alright, take a picture of it. You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to. Now you're asking me to move out. This is the kind of guy who's friends with his mom. I asked you and you don't like this. He probably calls his mom by her first name too. Rhoda. Rhoda, you'd never guess what happened to me in the parking lot. Ew, he sits and has tea with his mom and her friend and they just gossip for hours.

1:24:33 He's one of the golden girls. You know we were talking about the bar last night? We're all older than the golden girls. Oh yeah, what they're supposed to be. Yeah. Like, that super old curmudgeon in it was like 50. We got 55 seconds. 55 seconds? Okay, let's see the conclusion one more. So that's the black behaving badly. I'm not happy about that subject. We got 55 seconds, folks. I spun it the other way to increase the random ability. Trump. Trump. Okay. I just saw a Trump today, actually. I hope I included it in the Trump catalog. Okay. I'm nervous here. The clock is ticking. 30 seconds. 30 seconds. No pressure. Where the hell is the Trump? Can you click on Trump? I can't. I can't even find it by the way. I'm nervous.

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1:28:14 I, you know how like when someone has cancer everyone shaves their head? Sean and I will also be getting post, what's it called? Sex reassignment surgery? We're getting our dicks chopped off. That ain't no woman, it's a man, man. And I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but I think it would mean a lot to Alex and to Sean and I if you would do it too. Absolutely. That's inevitably all of this like woke stuff. That's what it leads to, by the way. like Vice, I started Vice Media many years ago and they formed a union. Okay, fine. We want better wages. Yep, sure, you deserve a little more. These baristas deserve two more dollars an hour. Okay. And then they want health coverage. That sounds good. Yeah, you should be able to get some antibiotics if you get a cut infected. And what do they do? They always want sex reassignment surgery. And that's 150 grand.

1:29:09 So three people at your company do that. I don't know what your net is, but I doubt it has an extra 450. Alex has 2.7 trillion to pay off his debts, but most companies don't have 450 grand just sitting in the bank. And that's what it inevitably becomes. But anyway, sorry, God wants us to talk about Trump. Where are you on the Trump train? Let's see. I am waiting, I'm standing black and standing by about the election. Stand by, I'm like a proud boy, stand back, stand by. I'm totally optimistic, I'm still on the Trump train. MAGA, by the way, his support is at 100%. There's Republicans who are mad at him, there's probably a lot of InfoWars people that are mad at him, a lot of our subscribers are mad at him. But MAGA core is currently at 100%, you don't often see the number 100.

1:30:06 Like condoms are 99.9% reliable. No one wants to say 100. The only other time I heard 100 is they did a survey of Native Americans and one of the questions was, do you have any close family members who have a problem with alcohol? And 100% said yes. Even Kim Jong-un just won his election by 99.9%. Nine. Kim Jong-un had one person who didn't vote for him. It's probably Kim Jong-un. So this story is kind of long. We'll see how much we can bear. But there's a senator whose son got in such a brutal accident that he was basically handicapped. And Trump was obsessed with this kid. A story. I'm going to try to get through it without crying then. Just pause for a second here.

1:31:04 If there's any young people watching, you should know that you become a homo after the age of 50. I don't know what it is. You could, if there was a pedophile in front of you and someone chopped his head off, you would just watch it like this. If someone shot you, you'd be like, ow, what the hell was that about? That, you're unflappable when it comes to those kinds of things. But if it involves the weak, children, groups of people getting together to overcome adversity. For example, the film School of Rock, you will catch yourself bawling your eyes out. A marine surprising his son, God forbid the son is handicapped, surprising him at school. You're sitting there at your computer bawling your eyes out like a complete pofter.

1:31:55 I saw a video the other day of a kid who got a cochlear implant. I might even cry just talking about it. And the mother says, can you hear me? And he goes, but he can't even talk. He's so thrilled to be able to hear. You're sitting there at work like, I wish I was worn. Two things you got to know about being old. You need reading glasses all of a sudden. And you bawl your eyes out at anything involving children under duress. But you're also tougher at the same time. It's strange. Anyway, go ahead. It's not about President Trump, it's about my son. So my son was a really world-class athlete. And January 17th of 2020, which mind you was an election year, he had a really serious brain injury. Woke up 26 hours later, he's a different kid. We almost lost him.

1:32:49 For 26 hours he had extremely low pulse. There was a time that they thought that they lost his pulse altogether. And when he woke up he was just different. I mean here he had a world-class athlete that wrestled all over the world since he was 12 years old and he couldn't touch his nose. He couldn't walk without shuffling his feet. He had short-term memory loss. He couldn't control his muscles, couldn't add five plus three. He was in high school at that time. I had to learn how to read, walk, everything. The president found out about it and he gave me a call immediately. And one thing that the president joked about was he said,

1:33:26 He said, let me get this straight. He doesn't know who you and Chris are, but he knew I was because the only question he got right is who the president was. And he said Trump with his cocky grin on his face. But the president didn't understand the severity of it, but he heard it in my voice and immediately went to work. I told him we had to get to Bakersfield, California to the Center for Neural Skills, which is one of the best neural rehabilitation places in the world. And the president offered to send his plane, his personal plane. This is the President of the United States. And I said, sir, we can't fly, we gotta drive. We get there and he called almost every day for two weeks checking on Jim. And then he says, I'm gonna come see. And now this is the middle of the election. This is Bakersfield, California. Really not an area he's gotta go campaign. Okay, so this is a very long, it's how long, like four minutes? That doesn't say. Anyway, I'll just paraphrase it for you. So the kid, these kids need a trigger.

1:34:17 to get back on track. They don't know where they are, they're disoriented, but usually something like a song or something will get them back and they start relearning everything, but they need a catalyst. And he didn't know who his father was, he didn't know who he was, but he knew Trump was president. Trump shows up, Trump talks to him, it helps trigger him in a good way. And he starts rehabilitation. So Trump saved his son's life in many ways. This was not advertised, we're hearing about it now for the first time. And I've heard this about Trump. I'm obviously biased. I'm inclined to think it's part of his Scottish DNA. His mom is Scottish. But if you talk to any Secret Service members about Trump, they always go, he's a pain in the ass.

1:35:00 Because he keeps talking to me about my life. Like how's your daughter? So she's at Bard now, right? Now she wanted to transfer. I understand. And he's like, he knows more about the Secret Service kids than they do about their own. Yeah, I think she did want to transfer. Yeah. And sir, we got to get going here. And he's like, all right, all right. What's going on? Now, did you have that looked at, right? Like that might be cancerous, that little fucking bump on your face. Oops, sorry, bad word. And yeah, one of the problems of working with Trump is that he talks to you about yourself too much and you can't get stuff done. He's incredibly interested in other people. That's not his reputation on the left, of course. The reputation is that he's a fascist, whatever that means. I think they've diluted that word into a point, the point where we all want to be called fascists. It sounds awesome.

1:35:48 But that's why he's so successful, I think, is because he cares what other people. I got into an argument with Charles Murray once of the bell curve fame. I went to one of his talks and we did a Q&A after and he said he hates Trump because Trump doesn't pay his contractors. That's a common criticism and it sounds cool to make that your beef because it sounds like you're with the working class. I live in New York City. I built businesses in New York City. I ran a media company. We had stores all over New York City, vice clothing stores. The way it works in New York is everything is a hustle.

1:36:26 In a bad way. It's like Tammany Hall, Gangs in New York, Build a Butcher. It hasn't changed since those days. So you want to build a store for 10 bucks, right? You get all the bids. One of them is nine bucks. You get the bill and it's 14 bucks. So you pay the guy 11 bucks or 12 bucks. Now on paper, it looks like you shorted this dude two bucks. But you actually paid him $3 more than the bid. So this whole notion of Trump rips off contractors and doesn't pay people. Yeah, people lie. It's New York City. Construction was run by the mob. The Jacob Javits Center over here on the West Side Highway, that was the Westies and the Italian mafia murdering each other over who gets the cement contracts. So that's the world he's in. When you act like Charles Murray, whom I adore, by the way,

1:37:19 The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead is a better book than The Bell Curve. Brilliant writer, but he's an academic elitist and people who aren't in the trenches don't understand that that's New York life. And that's why he's such a great president. And as far as the Trump train goes, I am 100% on board until we see American soldiers dying in Iran. I already have all my anti-Semitic pals, of which about half my friends have gone full anti-Semite these days. Much to my chagrin, but they're already gloating. Like, haha, Gavin, you supported that Israel cuck and all our boys are going to go die in Iran. Okay, wait till you're right before you gloat. As of now, we've got what, nine dead Americans in that war? I don't want any boys to die, obviously, but 20 blacks were killed

1:38:12 by blacks today, 210 people will overdose on opioids. America is a very big country, one of the biggest, 340 million I think we're at. So I hate that nine are dead, but I don't count that as a catastrophe. Vietnam was 60,000, that's a catastrophe. Grenada, I think was eight. The Falkland War, what was that? Probably 100. When we get into 100, you can gloat. Alright, so I'm still on the Trump train, still love the guy, and it's worth noting that God just sent us to a story about him saving a kid who had a serious brain injury. I didn't go there, he went there. Take it up with the big guy. What would you like to discuss next, God? Oh, okay. This kind of implies God wants to wrap it up. How much time do we have? Thirteen minutes. Okay.

1:39:14 I can't wrap it up, sir. I'm at work. But at the end of every episode we have what we call the final video. It's just a dumb viral video to sort of say goodbye, like America's Funniest Home Videos kind of vibe. This is a cool story, actually. I know why God sent us here. So this is illegal. I don't speak skateboard. This could be a three-quarter Ollie flip side on a front tail no ender Ollie McFlip. But this kid wants to land a trick where he does, I don't know, an ollie kickflip. onto the railing of an escalator. It's weird, this is in New York City. It's weird someone would design something so skateboard friendly in New York. Like every bench has divots in it so homeless people can't lie down. Everything, every subway has these little steel bars so you can't slide down. But I guess no one told this architect where this structure is going to be.

1:40:13 The first day we went he just did the drop-in like he went and that day was pretty mellow. There wasn't like a lot of people there. It was like a rainy day, I think. That looks like the subway by World Trade. the new one there with the obelisk or something? I'm not doing a very good tour guide right now. Like a few weeks prior, he got in his head that he wanted to try to just like drop in on it, but he was like, I think I can tre flip on it. I met a Marine the other day. I think I could get the... And he talked about when he left the Corps and he said, I left with two broken legs. And I was like, you jumped off a roof on a dare, didn't you?

1:40:51 And he's like, I don't want to talk about it, but yes. Two broken legs. That's usually not combat. That's usually Coors banquet. I was like, okay, dude, that would be super sick. We gotta, we gotta try that for sure. You know, he drops in a couple of times to warm up, but then he starts like putting the tray flip down. Putting the what down? He's like, he's getting there. He's kind of like getting used to it, you know? And then security comes, right? And they're starting to talk to him. Like, you guys can't be here, you know? Like, he's like, OK, OK, just like a couple more tries. And they're like, no. You almost had it. And he's like, OK, like, just give me a few more tries. And he keeps trying it, like, while they're like, you know, on the escalator, like, trying to get him to come off. But eventually, they get kind of fed up and call over the police, right?

1:41:40 At that point, it's just like, the cops are like, nah, nah, nah. It just goes back. This guy's not particularly good at telling stories, but he's good at telling stories. That's one of our worst guys here in the man community, and he's good at telling a story. Women, we love you. You create life. You shape life. You build a home. Well, you make a home, I should say. When anyone at work is like, God, I just want to get home, what do they mean? They mean the thing their wife created. Being homesick is really being mom sick. So we adore you, but you just suck at telling stories and jokes Also, I'm gonna go out in a limb here. I think women are bad at gossiping Yeah, you heard it here first folks. My wife will go out on a girl's night and she'll come back and I'm like Let's dish the tea. What do you got? And she's like, oh, we just talked about our kids No one's having an affair. No one had an abortion. What no one's cheating on their husband. You got nothing. Oh

1:42:45 I got better stories about the Marine with his two broken legs. Sorry, go ahead. Kind of like now or never so damn they're gonna scratch the marble Okay, he's got it. Yeah, like at this point like because there's so many people like a crowd sort of form Just like a few people just pause this reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld was talking about skateboarders And he kept seeing this guy do the same trick and skateboarders by their very nature are doing something they can't do

1:43:34 So if you look at skateboarders, they're skaters, they're falling. If they're doing a trick they know how to do, that's a waste of time. So they're constantly losing. You know who else is like that? Entrepreneurs. Nine out of ten businesses fail. So if you were to look through the crystal ball at any entrepreneur at any given time, they're dealing with a bankrupt restaurant that didn't get off the ground. And that's skateboarders. And Jerry Seinfeld goes, I saw these kids playing, I saw them falling and getting back up, and I thought, that guy's gonna be okay. He's gonna do well. So... What is the deal with falling? This is a metaphor, folks. Everything's a metaphor. God didn't send us here because he likes to skate.

1:44:17 God is not possessed to skate. That's a good title for this. It ended up being like all in all, probably like 30 or 40 people just at the bottom, like watching, or in at the top, watching him do this. That's another thing too, for this metaphor. 30 to 40 people have gathered watching this. We all want entrepreneurs to do well. We're not jealous per se. I'm jealous when someone has eight kids, but mostly if we walk by a restaurant and there's two people in there, our hearts break. That was also a Seinfeld episode where he goes by the Indian restaurant. Doesn't go well for him. Yeah, everyone watching this wants this guy to land this trick. They don't want it to become a regular skate spot where people are in danger. But this guy's breaking the rules and we're all rooting for him. Eventually he finally puts it down and just rolls away. It was just like, you know, just like such a, yeah, such like a triumphant moment with all the buildup and like all the tries and stuff like that. Everyone's cheering. Isn't that awesome?

1:45:15 We don't want you to break all the rules, park diagonally and start yelling at people and pretending you're pregnant. But bending the rules and then leaving, that's the American way. That's what I love about this country. All right, I feel like we keep going to this area. I want to get to this area. No, not that area, we just did that area. I want to go to this area. Sometimes we talk about hot chicks. which is a sin. You're coveting thy neighbor's wife, so God almost never sends us to hotties. I think it's okay to bogo broads.

1:45:59 Sprinkles, okay, interesting subject God for those of you not familiar with my show We discuss humor a lot comedy stand-up comedy and many guys are good at this job Tom Segura is a funny gentleman Bert Kreischer is a funny gentleman Those guys are successful because they work hard at comedy and they pay the bills and that's that they're not gifted however Like there's bands for the weekend. Actually, that's a bad example. BTO are an incredible band, but there's bands that are just good. They play their songs and they get it done. Then there's Sprinkles. There's guys with like 10 top 10 hits. Those are few and far between those songwriters. And I say that God gave them magical sprinkles. And this week we did the 16 funniest people alive. I forgot to put in Tim Robbins.

1:46:56 Robinson, Tim Robinson, sorry, which I am apologetic about. Uh, that was a mistake. So go into that doc, Sean, Tim Robbins. Uh, you actually could even pull up the doc. It's not very aesthetically pleasing to show a Google doc on the show, but, uh, and I hope there's no swear words or N words in this particular private document, but, um, he's number, I think. So, Louis CK is the funniest person in the world. Tim Robinson is the second funniest person in the world and I didn't include him. Okay, so stop showing people how the sausage is made. I just wanted to see what number he is. So he's number two. Show, what's the first clip there? I think it's the nachos thing.

1:47:46 where he told the waiter, he paid the waiter to tell his date that she's hogging the nachos and that's a rule they have at the restaurant. She promptly figures it out and chastises her date. Did you ask him to say that? What the hell are you talking about? You got up, you talked to him for a long time, and then the minute you sit down, he comes over and says that the restaurant has this rule. No restaurant has a rule about who gets to eat what. He's a skater, by the way. What? I went up there.

1:48:34 to ask if he could switch tables. There's an air conditioner above the table and I was worried you were gonna get cold. There's no vent above us. What? What? That keeps going too. He does a what that is like the highest note a human can do. Gold. Then there's the bit he did where he was dressed up in a weird costume as a prank. That's also I think in the notes. And he decides not only does he hate this prank, but he wants to die. Take a deep breath. I can't! Buddy. I can't do this. We did way too much. You can do this. I'm telling you I can't. I'm so hot. Look, you're fine. Okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray. There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't. Listen to me. Oh, bad words. Sorry. Go over to those ladies. I'm gonna rip the fucking head off. Oh my god. Too many swear words in this bit. Let's stop that.

1:49:32 Anyway, he's gonna I'm gonna rip the mask off. I'm too hot and then he goes I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be alive So I regret not including him in our top 16 funniest people live today. I also neglected Nick Mullen I guess he hasn't put out stand-up in a while So I kind of forgot about him, but that's the beauty of these lists You put you put it together as best you can and you inevitably include someone you shouldn't have included and Like that Southern Belle, I don't think she's in the top 16 anymore. What's her name? Kathleen Robertson or something? She's the 17th funniest person in the world. Blanford? What's her name? Katherine Blanford. She's now the 17th funniest. Sorry, my dear. You'll still have a very lucrative career. There's 340 million people trying to be funny. You're the 17th best. So you didn't make it into the top 16. I had to push you out for Tim and Nick.

1:50:28 This is Nick Mullen, by the way. And what number is he? He appears to be 14th, 13th. He's right between seven and eight in some kind of time. So he's eight or eight is no longer eight. OK, he's the eighth funniest man.