Topic: Transgender Border

Reports indicate that transgender women (biological males) attempting to flee Ukraine are being turned back at the border by guards who insist they stay and fight under martial law. Watson notes that Ukraine ranks low in LGBTQ+ rights, creating a "quandary" for Western supporters who champion both Ukraine and trans rights. The segment details "humiliating" searches conducted by guards to determine the biological sex of those attempting to leave.

The conversation shifts to the homelessness crisis in Austin and the "zombie-like" state of those on fentanyl. They mock the theory that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, suggesting he was murdered by the Clintons. A satirical bit follows regarding the Biden administration's policy on transgender migrants, with the comedians performing caricatures of people crossing the border.