Alex Jones, Howard Stern, Bill Gates Divorce Satire
Alex Jones appears on a broadcast with a host resembling Howard Stern to perform a satirical sketch regarding the divorce of Bill and Melinda Gates. Jones characterizes the split as Melinda escaping a "satanic deep state overlord" and uses the segment to pivot into claims about Jeffrey Epstein, the Great Reset, and depopulation agendas. The segment concludes with Jones promoting his Alpha Male Sleep Fusion supplement and expressing his admiration for Teddy Roosevelt's stance against monopolies.
alex jones· bill gates· melinda gates· jeffrey epstein· klaus schwab· the great reset· alpha male sleep fusion
00:00 If they said there was another treatment, they couldn't get emergency authorization for the gene therapy. That these companies for 20 years invested hundreds of billions of dollars and it could never get a single government to approve them. China, who does all the franken stuff, won't even approve mRNA on their general population. They tested on our military. That's what we used to do here. Still illegal, still wrong in my view. Very unethical. Violates the Nuremberg Code. The list goes on and on. So what you're seeing by every yardstick, according to top international lawyers that are the world experts on this, on this show, like Dr. Francis Boyle and others, this is illegal. The former chief scientist at Pfizer, this is illegal. The head of the main EU advisory board, Wolfgang Wudarg, this is dangerous and illegal. From the front lines of the information war, it's Alex Jones.
00:54 I saw here that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced. It's pretty wild, but anyway, I wonder what, is Alex Jones, yes, Alex, come on in. Infowars.com. Howard, the Gates were so perfect together. They were gonna call 96% of the population, they ate children together, they stayed at Jeffrey Epstein's Paris and stayed 497 times. I just can't believe it happened. Wait a second, Alex. Alex, are you saying you're upset about Bill and Melinda Gates divorcing? I would have thought the opposite. I'm so upset that they can't continue the COVID-19 crimson contagion battle plans to control society and the fake PCR tests with Klaus Schwab's book, The Great Reset, where they're going to push the eugenicist depopulation. Oh, I'm so upset about that. I'm so sorry. Please. You're being sarcastic. In other words, you're happy you're celebrating the end of
01:54 Bill and Melinda Gates. Melinda Gates is joining the fight for freedom. She has denounced the satanic deep state overlord husband. She's abandoning the Stockholm syndrome. Listen, it takes a bold person to stand up to the leader of the interdimensional vampires, the satanic globalist pedophile cults. They commit crimes against humanity to prove their credit with the aliens. You're saying Melinda Gates was actually suffering from Stockholm syndrome and she finally got away from the evil warlord Bill Gates. Is that correct? Evil known villain. Hold on one second. Howard, I'm getting a knock at my door. Let's see who is it. Come in. It is I, reptilian bachelor Bill Gates.
02:35 Oh my god, Bill Gates. Let me ask you something. I really want to have a serious interview. Gates, what was the breaking point in your marriage with Melinda? Melinda always complained that I left crumbs after my baby feast. You know, it's going to be hard for you to date. I mean, when you're eliminating all of humanity, how are you even going to date? I will slaughter all of civilization except Kaia Gerber. She will be queen of the scorched earth. Kaia Gerber? Sounds like Kaia Gerber, right? All hail Bill Gates. All hail Bill Gates. All right, well enough out of you Gates. Well, let me tell you something. If you need a quick meal in your new bachelor pad, you need Liberty Food Buckets. This is high performance powdered survival food. You got powdered lasagna, powdered burgers, powdered chicken fingers, made with the finest ingredients, loaded with baby powder, loaded with sawdust. This stuff's gonna fill you up good. 40% off with promo code, FelonFauciInfoWars.
03:39 Well, look info wars.com I'm thinking about it's blowing my mind. This was a show within a show within a show I have a show going on you came on with your show and then you put on another show with Bill Gates So this is yeah, he was knocking at our door and then somebody knocked at his door, right? Wait, I'm hearing imaginary knocks on the door All right. Let me answer. Is it hard for you to sleep at night with all you know It must be hard for you to calm down. Well Well, it's not hard when you have Alpha Male Sleep Fusion that you take every night filled with vitamin X. It's very good for you. So that's how I get to bed every night. But listen, I am up every night when I don't take the fusion because
04:19 I'm just imagining the Satanists that want to cut our arms and legs off and how they're going to externalize the NSA spy system into big tech. How come it's taking so long for the globalists to, you know, get rid of the population? People are slowly getting the facts. They're understanding this. The Satanists take drugs. because they want to end the veil. They eat children for the interdimensional pain. Then the aliens hand over the inventions. That's how we got the wheel. That's how we got the television. That's how we got the iPhone. They feed off dark energy. Right, Bill Gates? All hail Bill Gates. Yes. Do you ever have a margarita on the beach? I mean, just fucking chill out. I mean, it's to me, it's just intense your world. It really is. Listen, I like a little good whiskey. We got some good whiskey here in Austin. Sit down, have a little bit of Blue Bell ice cream. I love I love all of those kind of things. The core goal is taking down the mega banks, taking down the powerful elites, taking down the prime controllers, taking down the greys. You know, I look at some people, I look at
05:17 Teddy Roosevelt, for example, that man, the man's my hero. He was an elitist, right? But he wanted to empower people. He made the great national parks. He pissed off the Fed. want to break up the big banks and the monopolies and that's the kind of man that I look to, I aspire to, not these chicken neck perverts who want to sterilize the population and put the human breeding program and the cloning programs these globalist democrat Nazis. All right, listen, Alex, we got to go because I have my own commercials and own show to run. I can't run your show while I'm doing this. You got your own products to push. All right, I gotta go take a piss. I'll be back right after these words.
