Harrison Smith Vaccine Pitch Meeting Satire
A satirical dialogue features Harrison Smith portraying a globalist official attempting to sell a new mRNA vaccine to a skeptical citizen. The script highlights shifting claims regarding vaccine effectiveness, which drops from 100% to 40% in the dialogue, and the requirement for multiple annual boosters. The segment addresses controversial topics including animal testing bypasses, potential side effects like myocarditis, and the use of social pressure and job mandates to ensure compliance.
harrison smith· mrna vaccine· booster shots· side effects· bodily autonomy
00:00 with the global collapse going on, with the new world order, with them telling you power outages and Russian cyber attacks are imminent and right-wingers are about to engage in terror, they're the number one threat, the military's needed against the American people, then they introduce the legislation to do it, that's a big deal. And our own people call me and say, oh, they've tried this for a long time. Yeah. And now they're doing it. Look at where we are. There is a worldwide financial bubble that they've built to buy up the world, and now they're going to implode it, pose as saviors, bring in the Great Reset, bring in the universal social credit score, the universal basic income, the carbon tax. It's all been announced. It's all happening now.
00:43 Well, they'll never get forced inoculations except medical workers and military and most other countries. And well, if you want to fly in or out of the country and it's all ready happening. And they've got all these followers and people pretending like they're part of the power structure, pretending like they're not going to be completely and totally and absolutely screwed by this. Rallying patriots worldwide in defense of human liberty. It's Alex Jones.
01:25 Great news the vaccine is on its way. Oh really? That's right. It's a brand new mRNA vaccine So mRNA that's never been done before right? Oh, no, it's been done before it Just never made it out of the testing phase because all of the animals kept dying But but it'll be different this time how so well, we're not gonna do the animal testing So so you're just gonna go straight to testing on humans. Yeah Yeah, you can say that. I mean, even so, don't most vaccines take years to develop and decades to test? It's here. The vaccine is here. Already? That's right. It's here and it's 100% effective. No transmission, no infection. You don't have to wear a mask or stay locked down anymore. Wow, really? Yep. Except for the things about the mask and lockdown. Yep.
02:02 Okay, but it's a hundred percent effective? That's right, 90% effective and frankly 85% effectiveness is really incredible. So it's only like 85% effective? Not quite, it's more like 75%, but hey 65% still very good. I mean they said we'd never even get to 50% effectiveness and we did! Almost. So 40% really great achievement. So it's only like 40% effective now? For a bit. A bit? I mean it wears off. Well, after how long? I like four to six. Four to six what? Booster shots a year! Okay, so it really only works like right after you get the shot.
02:38 Well, not right after, because we don't even consider you vaccinated until two weeks after your second shot, so. Okay, so it takes like a month for the shots to work, but it wears off, and even then it only gives you mild protection, but you have to get boosters that also wear off. You still have to wear a mask, you can still get COVID, and you still have to stay home, and there are rare but serious side effects, and all of this over a virus that has a survival rate of over 99.5%? Whoa, whoa, whoa, I never said anything about serious side effects. Are there though? Certainly none I've ever discussed. Yeah, but have there been reports of serious side effects? No, no, no, I mean, except for like AIDS or whatever. You say AIDS?
03:17 Yeah, yeah, basically you like get AIDS and then there's this heart thing where your heart explodes and sometimes half your face falls asleep forever and almost everybody gets extreme nausea and pain at the site of the injection. Sometimes they just die right there at the injection site, but we're not sure that's caused by the vaccine so we will not be looking into it. I cannot believe that pharmaceutical companies would actually release this to the American people. Oh no, it's totally fine. They're completely indignified against any wrongdoing so they'll be fine. Right. Look, a vaccine is literally the only plan I have, so it's happening. It's coming out and everybody's taking it. Even if it's risky, even if you have natural antibodies, even if it doesn't stop transmission, you are taking it. Wait, but you said it did stop transmission. Oh, did I? Oopsie. No, I don't think I'll be getting that shot now. Well, what if I offer you some tasty French fries?
04:02 No. Hmm, okay, well what if I throw in a single glazed donut? No. You drive a hard bargain. Well, what if I give you a chance to win one million dollars? I mean, I feel like you're just trying to exploit my desperation at this point. I mean, look, this is about bodily autonomy. No, that doesn't exist. We checked. Checked with who? Well, the experts, obviously. Tell you what, what if I tempt you with not losing your job? Oh, so it's gonna be mandatory? Oh, nobody's mandating anything. It's entirely up to you whether you take the shot or whether you lose your job and become a despised pariah unworthy of basic decency or life-saving organ transplants. Yeah, I feel like you're forcing me to get this shot. Nobody is forcing you, just take the jab.
04:44 I'm not gonna take the vaccine. Just take the jab. I feel like I'm being forced here. Take the jab. No, no, no. You know what? I don't deserve this. I have a right to my own body. Maybe I'll go protest. Oh, protest, yeah, that's fun. Say, do you like having a bank account? Just asking, do you like having access to the money in your bank account? What are you saying? All I'm saying is there's no reason for you to be scared of Little Needle! Nothing to do with it. It's the only way to stop this pandemic. But you said it doesn't stop transmission. Exactly. That doesn't make any sense. God, some people are so stupid. You're not trusting the science hard enough. Look, it's not me telling you to take the jab. It's actually your sister, Sarah. What? Yeah, your sister, Sarah, is requiring a vaccine to go to her wedding. So she works for me now. Oh, God. I mean, that's like a once in a lifetime event. All right. I guess I'll get the vaccine. Wow, what a coincidence. Where are the children?
