1:30:34 But so apologize Alex couldn't be here. You get you get the shrunken down version like a shrunken head of Alex Jones, Owen Schroer. But it's nice to meet you guys. I know you guys have been around. You're very popular. And so it's good to have you guys on the Alex Jones show. I know you guys are known for your jokes, known for your comedy, but you like to cover, you like to cover current events and try to make fun of it. And so what I want to ask you is that we start this segment here. Do you believe, because I believe, if conservatives were allowed in entertainment and comedy, that comedy would be booming again. Comedy would be taking off. Movies, live shows, but because it's all run by leftists and democrats, nothing's funny anymore. We barely get any comedy out of Hollywood. There's no comedy on the late night shows anymore. Do you agree if conservatives were allowed to join in on the comedy fun in the entertainment industry, that comedy would be funny again?
1:31:30 Well, I think first off, we've done the Hatcher, we've done Harrison Smith's show and Alex's and now we're doing yours. So we have done the Hatcher's, we appreciate that. But yeah, I mean look, you can see it right now, I mean even like a tiny little piece of that, forget about even being conservative. How about just not being anti-woke? I mean, look at what Top Gun did and look what Buzz Lightyear did, right? I mean, look at the differences of a movie that had no woke stuff. It was just, hey, cool jets, yeah, that's fun. Versus like, oh, there's a gay kiss in your Disney movie. Yeah, I think it should just be I don't think the answer is to have like conservative stuff and then like, you know, liberal stuff. I just think that we should be allowed to make fun of everything again. And I think the jokes right themselves on both sides, by the way, I mean, both sides can be embarrassing. And you can make fun of both sides. But then at one point, they just said, well, one side is not allowed to talk at all. And it's like, okay, but, you know, if you go back to the 90s, when we were kids, you had this like the Simpsons Simpsons funny was like,
1:32:27 they kind of poked at everybody and I mean like Lisa was a lefty and everybody hated her so I mean you know I want to just go back to things being neutral and let's just all make fun of each other it's it kind of relieves the tension You know, it's funny you say that because I, it is odd how in the nineties everything was fair game, but because of that, everyone was treated fairly. And there was kind of that mutual respect and that mutual understanding. We don't really have that anymore, but yeah, I mean, even what started with the Simpsons and then you had family guy and South Park is still ongoing. I mean, they treat everybody with disdain and it's funny. It's, you know, they make fun of the left, they make fun of the right. And it is funny.
1:33:05 I just think it's sad because as somebody that likes humor, I think it's sad we're not getting the full dose that we could because so many people, I mean, I look at Ryan Long. I mean, Ryan Long is freaking hilarious. That guy should be writing SNL skits, not Pete Davidson. Well, honestly, the way SNL is now, I wouldn't wish that on anybody anyway. I wouldn't wish them in. the best thing that ever happened to Shane Gillis was he did that Asian accent and they don't let him on SNL. His career is way better off. Oh yeah, absolutely. And as far as Ryan Long goes, I mean we're friends with Ryan Long. We've known him for quite a while now. And the beauty of Ryan Long is he has no agenda. He doesn't
1:33:45 care about any of this. He's like, you know, it's like, remember in Roger Rabbit when he gets out of the handcuffs and he says, you could have gotten out of those handcuffs at any time? And he's like, no, only when it was funny. Like, Ryan only cares about when it's funny. And he doesn't really care about much of anything else. And I think that's, we need, for as far as entertainment goes, I think we need a lot more of that nowadays. And Stephen Colbert has turned into like a propaganda piece anyway. Have you watched that? Do actors who like comedians even go on those shows? No, no they don't. Every time it's like, okay we're gonna have AOC on and Wanda Sykes is gonna tell you why it sucks that you're white and straight. I'm like, okay this is a comedy show?
1:34:21 Like, people used to tune in to Johnny Carson and see Milton Berle tell a joke and you're like, Ronnie Dangerfield come on and now it's like, we're gonna, hey, you know, we had a long day working at a job and your money's worth less, but now sit back, relax, and we're gonna tell you how terrible you are on your off time too. Yeah, and instead of like, I remember when David Letterman did an entire show from the JFK International Terminal. Yeah. And had Pat Sajak on and it was the funniest, one of the funniest things you can watch it on YouTube. And nowadays, you just get a 90 minute like buy in tech commercial with Dr. Fauci and it's like, okay, well, this is depressing. Hey, it's Democrat propaganda was Stephen Colbert. But I remember Colbert actually was funny when he was doing his comedy central show. I mean, even I don't, I don't remember when it started, but I'm pretty sure he was on during some of the Bush years and then he was on in the Obama years. It was funny.
1:35:13 He was actually funny. His shows were funny. He was winning. He won like 11 awards. His writers won dozens of awards. I mean, it was a funny show. It was fair. It wasn't Democrat Party propaganda. But then they gave him the big late night show and I guess they said, hey, look, you're not a comedian anymore. You're a propaganda agent for the Democrats. And he signed on to it. Well, I mean, they've admitted it. We talked about it in our show. The CIA has already admitted that they are in all of these things. It's not even... They used to hide it from us. They don't anymore. You know? I mean, the great example is like, you know, we talk about the Vegas shooting a lot and how that was never really, really solved, if you look at it. And then the one security guard who found it went on... Only on one show, and that was on CIA's Shill Ellens show, and that's it. Like,
1:35:53 It's all, everything's infiltrated right now. It's not that they don't want to be funny. And by the way, don't let them lie to you and these lefties tell you we're offended. They're not offended about what you're saying. They're just offended that you're right. No, that's true. And I think that that's why they, I mean, that's what the censorship is really about. Their, their ideology, their beliefs can't stand against the truth. They, uh, they fall over like a sandcastle in high tide. So that's what the censorship is really about is they don't want the truth out there because it exposes who they are. Well, because the left has moved so far away from its original sort of liberal kind of like, you know, hey man, let's, you know, have police reform and let's chill out a little bit. And like they used to have kind of defensible positions, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you know, health care, we can have that talk. Yeah, totally, man. And it went from, you know, you went from like Democrats talking about, I mean, Obama, by the way, Trump's wall was Obama's idea. Obama ordered that. So, I mean, there was a time when there was- Yeah, Make America Great Again was actually coined by Bill Clinton.
1:36:52 Exactly. So it's like, you know, when they had defensible ideas, they were willing to make fun of you, you little gun-toting weirdo, and you could call them a pot-smoking hippie, and everybody would take the little shots back and forth, and we had a good time. And now they're like, no, we need to make police illegal. And you know what I mean? Like, we need to just let people burn everything down, and we need vaccine mandates. And then it's like, okay, well, I think we need to take the keys away from you for a little while. You've had a little too much to drink. And I think it's, you know, you should maybe sleep it off before we let you drive this country. I like that you brought up the make police illegal. That's hilarious. Make police illegal, except the ones defending us. Those are heroes.
1:37:33 The Capitol Police, those are heroes. Those, wow, what they do, that was amazing. Losing a gun in a bathroom and shooting an unarmed woman, those are heroes. And you're like, okay, but what about the ones that are in Chicago everyday getting shot at? Are they heroes? No, no, those are white privileged people that are just hate minorities. I'm like, all right then, you know what? The problem is, we've said it before, once they call you a Nazi, they really can't call you anything else. You know? Yeah, that's true. Owens been called a literal by the way, I've never been on with a literal terrorist. Yeah, that's right. That's right He's had the worst things thrown at me he's a literal terrorist I was just in there filming No, why you calling me that? Yeah, I know seriously We saw that we're like what we're here this you see the news article like what are you doing? You go? So he didn't do anything. So we're just arresting people now
1:38:21 people now? And yeah. No, but see, that's a problem. And, and, and, you know, I'm, I'm laughing here cause you're making fun of me and it is, it's funny. I enjoy humor. So it's funny. I'll make fun of myself. But what's not funny is that people read that stuff and they actually believe this. Like I have friends that see that and they reach out to me and they're like, Oh my gosh, like what's wrong with you? What happened? What did you do? And I'm like, did you read the story? Did you see the report? I didn't do anything. And they can't even believe it. Oh yeah. Listen, he was on the air. I'm sorry, because he's still rotting in a jail cell. But he, Jacob Chansley, I think it is his name. He was literally on air with us, okay? And I was right there and we were interviewing him, me and Alex, and people still think I'm him. They still think the whole thing is a psyop and like I'm a CIA guy or something. It's crazy, man.