1:12:36 Hey, let's call Ventura. I got his number. I'm sure he still lives in the same place in Minnesota. Also live in the Baja. Hit him up. See if he wants to come to Bohemian Grove 2024 with us. Absolutely. All right, let's get serious here. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, here is Craig Jones, top grabber in the world, choking out Pumpkinhead. He probably wouldn't do it. Come choke me out. Come on, come do it. Wide shot. Here we go. I'm gonna light this up, take a little sniff. I put this up though, we're not fools. Hold your arm up. What were you saying there? I said I'm done. That's what I was tapping out. What? What'd I just do?
1:13:38 What was I just doing? You asked me to check you out, your back there. Oh, did I actually pass out? Yeah. I did pass out? Yeah. I'm talking to Donald Duck. Yeah, there. Sound like Donald Duck. And guys, when we upload this to Vanna video later, let's do the other angle they said, straight on. They said you can see right in my eyes. What? Ha ha ha. Great. I'm told there's one more clip they gave us that's straight on. Let's get that clip and play it before this live segment ends. And again, folks, we didn't intend to do this. I was just thinking, I think in the podcast you brought up the Andy Bravo thing. I think that's how this came out. Oh yeah, we started with it, yeah. Yeah, so I was like, well, why don't you do it since we didn't follow through on it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's such an iconic moment in the Rogan podcast. That's one of the funniest clips I've ever seen, saying, don't be pussies. Ha ha ha ha ha.
1:14:38 I was a wimp at the end because when I started to go like actually I don't like this So if you listen to me, I'm like I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, I could not I did not understand. I sound like Donald Duck Yeah, it was a different out when you started putting the squeeze man. I was like, huh? It's almost like you this professionally or something. Yeah Yeah, I guess so. Hey, but I mean you said we use about 3% of your power. You're just like slowly I felt your bicep go brrrr. I put it on slow just to be safe. Because sometimes you put it on too hard, sometimes it hurts the neck, you know? You've got to be pretty gentle with it. But yeah, that is... Yeah, I felt you right away start to slowly squeeze. It was like a bulging stretcher. It was like, eeeh. I was like, whoa, no. Yeah, because if you do it in a competition or something and you squeeze too hard too quick, your arms get tired.
1:15:22 You know what I mean? So you might actually in a competition sometimes you got to hold on to it for like a minute until they tap out or something. And that's because they know how to tense their neck and what are like what do they do? Yeah, flexing it, tuck their chin in. Sometimes they put their chin in you have to choke them over the chin. Really? Yeah, even if you... You use the jaw to choke them. Yeah, it's almost like I call it like sleep apnea. It's like pulling the pulling the chin back onto the throat. Yeah, a bunch of different ways to do it, but yeah, definitely don't try it at home. So what's the longest you put somebody under before? For me? Nothing too crazy, nothing over 10-15 seconds. I've seen it in competition one time, I saw it where a guy got choked and the referee didn't know the opponent was unconscious. Because sometimes there's weird submissions where it's like, it might be a choke but you don't know it's a choke unless you're experienced. So if that guy goes unconscious and the referee doesn't recognize it, the guy can hold the choke on for a long time. So I remember one time a guy was sleeping for over a minute and I was like, oh shit is this guy dead? But that was the fault of the referee for sure.
1:16:20 Referee should recognize it. They'll move your arm around see if you're a limp or if you're tense Well, cuz you yeah, you kept going what's take about three to four minutes to kill somebody, right? I believe so I believe is the difference if it's like If it's closing the throat or closing the carotid arteries, I think killings quicker with the carotids. Yeah, I think that's great I think that's 45 seconds or so if you hold that on you're done But I think I think with the throat it takes a bit of longer bit longer. I Yeah, because you still got air pumping through your heart. That cuts the brain completely off the carotids. Yeah, straight away. Straight away. Hey look, we found some footage of us shooting. I'm dressed like a Russian here. That's it. You gotta go to prison. You're a Russian agent. Let's roll some more of it. Just keep B-rolling this. In fact, let's just... Let's... That's you shooting the MP5. That's a sweet shooter. Let's get me off the screen, please. Anyways, roll some of this with audio, guys. Go ahead.
1:17:14 I think this clip's just from my Instagram. Oh, OK. We've got like hours of it in Airtip. We can't find it. What's your favorite weapon? MP5 was awesome to shoot. You know, they should be a sponsor because I saw a lot of them for them. But those staccato 9mm are just like laser beams. I can shoot bullseye at 100 yards. I mean, hit little bitty metal targets all day long. Like I said, I can shoot 200 yards with that and hit like a six inch pattern without paying attention. How often do you go shooting? I haven't been shooting in probably six months. Oh, well, I don't really go shooting very often, but with guns that good. I mean, it's that go out and shoot with military guys, especially lobsters shoot every week. And they're a little bit better because they do it all the time. But with guns that good once you know how to do them, I mean, it's like just, you know, I mean, with one of those handguns, a guy's 100 yards away. You just relax. You shoot him right between the eyes. I mean, it's just like.
1:18:06 That's awesome. As long as you're relaxed, they're dead. I've got to try and make a 100 yard shot one of these days. You did! You were shooting better than we were. You were shooting bullseye with the .50 cal. I'm not good with those Barrett .50 cals. You were nailing it. That was a scary gun to shoot. It clacks. All those shows like Police Academy and stuff, the woman shoots the .45 and blows them back. There's almost no kick on handguns. Like a Smith & Wesson .500, that hurts your wrist. That's the biggest handgun there is. But those are a joke. They're nothing compared to... Yeah, 50 cals and stuff, there's definitely, it's not even the push, it's the clack of the, it'll give you a headache. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, you said the 50 cal, it's just like an anti-aircraft weapon, right? It's mainly an anti-equipment weapon. So it's meant to like shoot armored vehicles and trucks. It's not a personnel weapon. Yeah, I remember when we were setting up to shoot, you were like, hey, move the car away from the target.
1:18:59 We were parked by it, we were like, get that out of the way. Yeah, yeah. I think your guy there was telling me you just need to shoot near somebody and it'll still do a ton of damage, you don't even need to hit him. I know that I've missed, like, sand targets and stuff, you know, like a little bag of sand, and just the pressure of it's actually opened the bag up, yeah. Oh really? Yeah, but I'm not a... What do you call it? I'm not a ballistics expert. I'm far from it. When I was a teenager and a kid, we went, we had a, we still have the ranch. My dad and dad was like two hours from Dallas. And so we would go there like every other week. We spent like three or four weeks a year there total, you know, just a whole weeks at a time. And I would just shoot the whole time. So that was a great shot when I was like, when I was about 12 years old, I could, uh,
1:19:46 I could shoot a squirrel open sights with a .22 every time in the head at 100 yards in a tree. Oh shit. And I could shoot a deer running with a .30-06, 200-300 yards away running, just no problem. Every time. I never missed ducks, almost never missed dove, quail. And now I'm about... Now I'm horrible to pretty well was really just my young and trying to use a gun. It's unbelievable We could we couldn't do it growing up in Australia. We didn't have any guns even when we went to the shooting range They were locked into the holster so you couldn't turn them away from the target Pretty boring way to shoot really and then you know, they killed the real crocodile Dundee
1:20:22 Yes, yes the guy he was based on was really that guy wrestled crocodiles everything and they came to his house take his guns They killed him or he killed like three of them. Yeah, that was wild The story was based off he went on a hunting trip and his boat got destroyed and no one knew he was out there and he had to survive in crocodile infested water and Like he walked a great distance. I think he survived for six weeks out there He looked just like the actor hold on yards was an NRA magazine article about it. So I know about it. Yeah Yeah, and he didn't even... You should dig that up and read a story about him. I think they didn't even, uh, he didn't get any money for the movie rights or anything. What is the best website for folks to find you guys? You have your great Jiu-Jitsu team, B-Team Jiu-Jitsu. Oh yeah, just like El Segundo number two, B-Team, number two team. So, uh, you can find that on YouTube. And when's this podcast, Weedit, gonna come out? Next week? Yeah, I reckon next week. We'll have it out next week for sure.
1:21:13 Alright, Craig Jones, we really appreciate you. Thanks for going easy on me and it's gonna be a viral clip, very interesting. Well sure, next time you choke me out. No, you want me to choke you out? At least Freddy, we'll get Freddy up here. Hold on, you want to be choked out? That'll be viral. I don't wanna, I don't wanna. You get me too excited, you know? You want me to come back and choke you out? Next episode. While Mike Lindell watches. Next time I come back to InfoWars, you can put me on. No, I don't want to do that. I don't want to have no desires. I don't want to do that. Now, Henry Kissinger, that's another subject. Oh, we'll wait until you're back. We're going to date him. The Bohemian Grove. It's a two-man job for sure. All right. Craig Jones, thank you so much. Great meeting the rest of your crew, too. Let's go hang out soon. Of course. Sure. All right. We'll be right back. InfoWars.com. Mike Lindell coming up. In my first book, The Great Reset and the War for the World,