Kamala Harris Nomination, Democratic Party Democracy Claims
The Democratic Party is criticized for installing Kamala Harris as the presidential nominee without a traditional primary process following Joe Biden's withdrawal. Comparisons are made to North Korea regarding the lack of voter choice in the selection. The segment concludes with a satirical disclaimer mentioning Pfizer and the "post-truth age" where government and media institutions cannot be trusted.
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00:00 While other networks lie to you about what's happening now, InfoWars tells you the truth about what's happening next. Visit InfoWars.com forward slash show and support the InfoWars. Biden is out and Kamala is in. The election went from drool runnings to cool runnings faster than a female cop can fumble her firearm. Move over, RFK, this November we've got a new throat goat and apparently her head shots don't miss. Kamala Harris, or as we call her Warhawk Tua, the half black, half Indian parents met at a 7-Eleven robbery is officially the Democratic nominee.
00:40 Surely the Dems, the party that calls Trump the end of democracy, surely they allowed the voters to choose Kamala, right? What? No? Wait, there's no right to choose? Guys, this is a presidential election, not a woman's body in Oklahoma. Now I don't want to seem like a flat-earthing, dinosaur-denying, believe-all women conspiracy theorists, but it kind of feels like the Democrats dragged Biden's lifeless corpse through the campaign long enough to avoid a primary so they could place whoever they wanted as the nominee. And that's about as democratic as North Korea's got talent. Sidebar, last year's winner, Ching Chong Chestnut, 836 rats.
01:19 Congratulations, Ching Chong. That's a lot of rats. We'll look forward to seeing how many you eat next year. What I'm saying is they used a vegetable to install a plant and honestly, we would have been happier with a fruit. But the reality is it doesn't matter. Last week, Trump became invincible, literally. He was leading before and now he's number one with a bullet. At this At this point, if the Dems wanted to beat thrifty cent, they'd have to run George Washington and Kamala could work for him, paid. Paid, now, why is Trump invincible? Because he has the power of Hulkamania, obviously, brother with a hard R. And also because this pimple-lipped, pug-faced incel, we'll call him a trench bulldog, tried to make Trump's brain public domain. Fortunately, even a bullet couldn't make Donald open-minded. Now getting a shot off at
02:11 the president must be an incredibly difficult thing to accomplish. I mean, not as difficult as finding binoculars to fit his eyes. Jesus, he looks like the sloth from Ice Age. But he must have designed a pretty ingenious plot to circumvent the Secret Service and the, oh, what's that? Wait, you're saying that Herbie Potter was just walking around with a loaded gun like he was on an Alec Baldwin set? He was carrying a fucking ladder and a rangefinder? He propped it up on a building that had cops in it, positioned himself on the roof with a perfect sight line to the president, and no one did anything? This Mickey Mouse security detail was so goofy it made Donald duck.
02:46 Oh boy. Who's in charge of the Secret Service? A lady? Wait, what? Seriously? Well, of course she didn't have anyone on top of the building. Women only care about shots on a roof when there's a pool party. Now, I don't want to seem like a bigfoot tracking moon landing denying Jews don't control the weather conspiracy theorist. But it doesn't exactly feel like a 20 year old fetal alcohol face McLovin should be able to infiltrate the most advanced security detail in history. I mean, the only other thing he's penetrated was his palm. Did Kim Cheeto hire Epstein's NyQuil nightwatch? What the fuck is going on here? This just doesn't feel right. And that's the problem. Nothing feels right. We have officially entered the post-truth age. We can't trust the media.
03:31 We can't trust the government. We can't trust the pharmaceutical industry. We can't even trust the food we eat. So who can you trust? Me. your good friend, Chelsea. This episode has been brought to you by Pfizer. There is no promo code. There's nothing to fill out. They're already inside you. But before we bitch, whine and complain, just remember, like it or not, this is what we asked for. We wanted fast content that makes us feel good. We want politicians who lie to us. We want sugary food to fill us up and pills to slim us down. We don't want what's good for us. We want what's convenient. So we made our bed. Might as well get comfy.
